According to 'The Scalpel' medical journal, it was revealed that in the not-so-distant future, when scientists have perfected the cloning technique, they have decided that each person should have a copy, which would be stored...
In a series of astonishing and seemingly unrelated developments, dead pelvis-thrusting singer Elvis Presley has announced his intention to apply for the position of Identity Theft Tsar as recommended by a Parliamenta...
Memphis, Tennessee - A handgun belonging to Elvis was returned today. It was stolen last week from the Memphis Museum during the weeklong celebration commemorating the 30-year anniversary of Elvis's death. Finger prints raised off the gun have au...
At a press conference at Yankee Stadium yesterday, The Babe staged a brief return from the dead to complain that the noting of the anniversary of his death (August 16, 1948) always pales in comparison to that of Elvis Presley (August 16, 197...
With so many old pop acts coming back together to drag that last bit of money out of people with some imagined nostalgia, for something we hated then, but still believe that we really liked; it is not surprising that one of pop musics most famous peo...
Memphis, Tennessee - Like the devoted followers of the revered Delhi Ramah, Elvis fans believe that an eight-year-old boy from Melbourne, Australia is Elvis incarnate, not just another Elvis impersonator. Invited to sing in person at the special 30th...
(Memphis) - The King of Rock & Roll was spotted at a Home Depot outside of Memphis, Tennessee today, 30 years after his reported death.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - BEVERLY HILLS - A gold-plated gun and a pill bottle owned by Elvis Presley were auctioned off at the Beverly Hilton Hotel this weekend, as was a microphone used by the rock icon on the Louisiana Hayride in the 1950s.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Legendary recording superstar, Elvis Presley was returned back to Earth, last night about 2:46 am. Presley was taken captive, in 1977 AD, by living organisms from another solar system. At the time Elvis was taken, Mrs. Presley was to...
The truth about the mystery of crop circles is out. For we can reveal that they have nothing to do with extra-terrestrial visitors but more to do with a group of pole dancers from Gloucester.
Hollywood, California - Wednesday night millions of American Idol fans tuned in to find Celine Dion singing with a computer enhanced image of Elvis, when they were actually witnessing the ghost of Elvis himself.
Did Angelina cheat in order to be ranked No. 1, or is Brad just jealous that he came in at only No. 5?...
Naked photos along with six minuets of black and white film have been found of Elvis in a picture album, it is believed to have originated from Memphis Tennessee.
"Elvis Costello nicked my act", that's the claim being made by Zeke Pocock, a Colorado gas fitter from Pease Pottage in Memphis.
Little remains other than some bones, hair, teeth and a large and tattered sequin jumpsuit, and reports out of Memphis today confirmed the worst: Elvis Presley is still dead.
Reports tonight that eighties songsmith, Elvis Costello, has been beamed aboard a spaceship whilst walking in the park.
For some years now sightings of Elvis Presley have been thin on the ground. One time there was scarcely a day that went by when the King wasn't spotted somewhere or other.
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