Written by Gail Farrelly

Wednesday, 28 February 2007

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Who is the sexiest of them all?

Did Angelina cheat in order to be ranked No. 1, or is Brad just jealous that he came in at only No. 5?

Pitt claims it was the former and that he has proof that, in a recent BBC Channel 4 online poll to name the top 100 sexiest stars of all time, Jolie hired a computer hacker to enter thousands and thousands of illegal votes for her and to wipe out numerous votes for other sexy contestants. "She stacked it all in her favor. It's an outrage," Brad commented.

He went on to point out that it was bad enough when she cheated to put her own name forward. But what really put him over the edge was when he spotted Angie also arranging counterfeit votes for her alter ego, Lara Croft (who came in at No. 6), the role she played in the Tomb Raider films. "That did it," he said. "I mean, piggy behavior is one thing, but this went beyond that." He added, "This was even piggier."

Pitt is sure of victory and has indicated, "Heaven and the forces of righteousness are on my side." He's confirmed that two contestants in the 'sexiest' poll, Elvis Presley (ranked No. 2) and Marilyn Monroe (ranked No. 3), fully support him and will return from the dead to join his lawsuit.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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