Renowned travel agents Tom Chef Travel, in an attempt to salvage the Egyptian tourist season, is offering myriad inducements to the travelling public. Representative, Sir Gitalong Arsewipe, announced that starting tomorrow a one-week vacation to...
Cairo Egypt - Intrepid CNN reporter, Anderson Cooper, reported today that 50 to 60 men riding camels charged him while he was dutifully reporting the actions of a mob rioting in the public square in Cairo. He stated that he was pummeled by 10 men af...
Many people got stoned in Cairo, Wednesday - but the vast majority of them weren't smoking drugs! They were getting stoned, with real stones and lumps of concrete in the traditional sense, as pro and anti-Mubarak supporters clashed in the vicinity of...
With President Mubarak of Egypt being the latest politician to trip over his suitcase full of money; He has recently contacted five other middle east Political Leaders who have amassed their millions and are now footloose.... The disenchanted lead...
President Hosni Mubarak has decided to quit after a visit from Barack Obama's envoy Frank Wisner. What was actually said to make the Egyptian president change his mind? In an exclusive interview with The Vagina Observer we learnt the following from M...
The king of Jordan, upset over all the attention Egypt is getting while its citizens call for reform, has dismissed his entire government Tuesday and appointed a new Czar and Prime Minister with orders to implement political reform. American to Engl...
The Foreign Office has today issued urgent travel advice to holidaymakers planning a trip to riot ravaged parts of Egypt. Foreign Secretary, William Hague, said "The events taking place in Egypt are truly horrific for words. We have taken the unpr...
The next concert date for Tina Turner is Feb. 4, 2011. Not so weird for a 77-year-old foxy rocker 'rollin down the river'. The venue however is pretty unusual - it's at the Pyramids and its sponsored by Hosni Mubarak. Appearing with Tin...
President Obama shocked the World and the American Nation today with this unprecedented announcement during a live press briefing from the White House. The US President made the following statement: "My fellow Americans. Today is a very import...
Since Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak bizarrely decided that the protesters in Cairo hated everyone in the government except him, things have gone south. "In fact, Hosni Mubarak's ability to draw innately incorrect inferences is incredible. The peop...
Citizens continue to protest today in the streets of major Egyptian cities against the rule of President Mubarak's thirty year regime. In a Saturday press release Mubarak played his thirty years as ruler of Egypt against the background of the country...
Americans who were living in Egypt are getting the f--k out of Dodge, in record numbers, while the U.S. and other, lesser governments scramble to evacuate their citizens from Egypt as L.A-style riots, looting and lawlessness spread across a nation st...
Well it was, I think one of the best covered plays ever. Even the BBC were advertising it. Of course, there was only exclusive viewings at Cairo, so I caught a flight there. Weirdly enough, there were no people on board, so I moved to first-class. When there, there was already a group outside. I watched through the whole thing, however a policeman took me away and put me in a hotel room, pos...
In a fast moving situation it is becoming clear that the manager of the Egyptian football team My Bad Back is to be sacked at the next meeting of The Egyptian Football Federation. Rumours are spreading that a little known Manager, working until re...
CAIRO - Abdullah Al-Fasial, 23, from Alexandria, is a descendant of Ah-Menrah, an ancient Egyptian sorcerer. The curse, which will be placed upon all of Hossni's ruling party's main people, will take effect tomorrow. "It didn't have to go down...
The Mayor of Cairo, Illinois, Judson Childs, called on the President this morning to send the National Guard to his city. The mayor, secluded in his home and surrounded by a cordon of local police issued his frantic plea for help in what some are cal...
Lights were ablaze in the Home Office as officials are panicked that two MI6 agents working under the covers in Egypt are now listed as 'missing' after messages in their 'dead drops' located in a Cairo luggage store have gone uncollected! A source...
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