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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Closely Watching Samir Nasri Arsenal Situation

Harry Redknapp Closely Watching Samir Nasri Arsenal Situation

Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, having almost secured the signing of Joe Cole from Liverpool, hasn't ruled out the possibility of making a move on North London rivals Arsenal, for Samir Nasri. Harry was quick to shrug off rumours connecting Nasri with...

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Funny story: Manchester United Favourites For Relegation - William Hill

Manchester United Favourites For Relegation - William Hill

As the curtain came down on the 2010/11 Premier League season yesterday, with Manchester United crowned champions for the 19th time, speculation has already started on how next season will pan out, and it's come as a huge surprise to many that the Re...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger to play Basil Fawlty

Arsene Wenger to play Basil Fawlty

Arsene Wenger is being tipped to play Basil Fawlty in the remake of the classic comedy Fawlty Towers. The Arsenal manager has just recovered from a quadruple bypass and is rumoured to be seeking a stress free lifestyle. The lanky Frenchman has...

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Funny story: Arsenal Booed Off At The Emirates As Fancy Dress Villa Fans Celebrate

Arsenal Booed Off At The Emirates As Fancy Dress Villa Fans Celebrate

Arsenal supporters really got the hump with their team, their manager, and the directors at the Emirates as the Gunners crashed 1-2 to Aston Villa in their final home game of the season. Two Bent goals decided the issue, apparently. Disgruntled...

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Funny story: Pampers secure one game sponsorship deal with Man United

Pampers secure one game sponsorship deal with Man United

Following Manchester United's one goal defeat to Arsenal today, and so making next weekend's crunch game with second placed Chelsea a possible title decider, Pampers, the company known for manufacturing baby's nappies has secured a special one off sp...

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Funny story: Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

Arsenal Young Guns Shoot Down Man United Title Charge

In today's eagerly anticipated Emirates clash between Arsenal and title chasing Manchester United, it was the young gunners who prevailed on the day. A 55th minute goal from Aaron Ramsey settled the issue. It came after a neat build up down the ri...

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Funny story: Wenger Charged With Bringing Game Into Disrepute

Wenger Charged With Bringing Game Into Disrepute

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been charged by the English Football Association with bringing the game into disrepute after the 2-1 defeat at the hands of Bolton Wanderers. The result, which almost certainly ended the London club's chances of o...

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Funny story: Arsenal's Andrey Arseshavin goes for full-on Brazilian

Arsenal's Andrey Arseshavin goes for full-on Brazilian

Emirates Stadium - New non-chafe shorts will have to be worn for a while, the Gunners midfielder told worried team mates today. Russian-born Arse-shavin has struggled to hold down the North London club's official kit which may have 'rubbed him up...

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Funny story: Arsenal Pledge To Battle To The Bitter End

Arsenal Pledge To Battle To The Bitter End

As far as most neutrals are concerned, when Arsenal conceded a 3-1 lead to bitter rivals, Tottenham at White Hart Lane their title challenge effectively ended. In a pulsating game, Arsenal cruised into a 3-1 lead before half time, with goals from...

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Funny story: Spurs Fix Gunners Firmly In Their Sights

Spurs Fix Gunners Firmly In Their Sights

The latest news from White Hart Lane this lunchtime ahead of tonight's North London derby, suggests that Tottenham Hotspur have no intentions of allowing Arsenal an easy ride. As every afficionado of the beautiful game knows, the divide between th...

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Funny story: Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal Cheated

Arsenal were cheated. That's the opinion of thousands of Arsenal fans after yesterday's infuriating 1-1 draw with Liverpool at the Emirates, where both goals came during the period of added time at the end of the game. Match referee Andre Marri...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

Arsenal v Liverpool - Gunners Shoot Themselves In Foot. More Premier League Hilarity.

The sense of relief at the Emirates was tangible when Robin van Persie scored from the spot on the stroke of full time after eight added minutes. But that relief was short-lived as Liverpool forced a free kick on the edge of the Arsenal area secon...

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsene Wenger Lined Up For Pantomime

Arsenal Wenger will be busy over the 2011 festive period following a statement from the Emirates Stadium today. According to an announcement from the Gunners camp, the Frenchman will be appearing in pantomime at the end of the year. Arsenal chi...

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Funny story: Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and winger Samir Nasri have been charged by UEFA over comments made to the referee after their3-1 Champions League defeat by Barcelona. If found guilty, the pair could be sentenced to 2 years in prison. The duo have...

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Funny story: Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Arsenal boss, Arsene "I didn't see it" Wenger was this morning reported to be getting over a restless night of Messi nightmares after seeing the Gunners crash out of the Champions League courtesy of a 3-1 defeat at the Nou Camp. A brace from Messi...

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Funny story: Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal goal keeper, and officially world's most difficult name to spell, Wojciech Szczesny was substituted mid way through the first half of their crucial Champion's League game with Barcelona. The keeper saved a shot on goal from the Spanish att...

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Funny story: Sad Song At Emirates

Sad Song At Emirates

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger fears that hard man Alex Song may be out for the rest of the season. Although the Cameroonian's knee injury is almost healed, the Gunners boss has major concerns about the midfielder's state of mind. "Alex has been...

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