Pop Icon and expectant mother Britney Spears has decided to come clean after allegations that she, or someone in her employ, shot a reporter with a bb gun.
Prince Harry has been smuggled to a luxury Mediterranean complex whilst his double will undertake the gruelling 5 week induction course at Sandhurst. The five-week initiation, described by Sandhurst itself as "five weeks of living hell" would have be...
Pvt. England's Defense attorneys today disclosed one of the Army's most closely guarded secrets: the former Abu Ghraib clerk has "Pointer Dog Syndrome". Essentially, she has the mentality of a mediocre hunting dog and will point at anything. It was o...
ROYAL AIR FORCE PRIVATISATION PLANS - Should New Labour win the forthcoming General Election they plan on privatising the RAF and the possible sub-contracting the Army to Group 4 has been discussed . This would leave only the Royal Navy in sta...
After the shock appointment of Michael Jackson to take over as camp comander at Deepcut. Today it has emerged that Gary Glitter has been enlisted to boost Army recruitment. Glitter, a convicted paedophile and old friend of Jackson will be travelling...
Michael Jackson, not to be confused with Gen. Sir Michael Jackson, the well known pillar of society and pop legend is said to be set to run one of the UK's best known Army Barracks, Deepcut. Since the departure of Leslie Skinner, a well known di...
In a press conference today, a spokesman at the U.K. Ministry of Defence has confirmed growing speculation that Prince Harry (third in line to the British and commonwealth throne) is to become commander of the elite S.A.S, the British army's most rev...
Michael Moore fresh from his sensational appearence at the Republican Convention held at Madison Square Gardens has decided to enter the world of fashion. Moore stunned the party faithful by making his grand entrance wearing a green Army & Navy Surpl...
Michael Moore attended the Republican Convention at Madison Square Gardens last night. Sporting his brand new lobotomy scar, the polemicist was bent on thumbing his nose at the party faithful. And what a dashing figure he cut, in an Army & Navy Surpl...
An army investigation into the Abu Ghraib disaster indicates that it involved not only a few rogue soldiers but also those at the very top. They confirmed that George Tenet had to be involved somewhere as well as that "Stewart woman".
The body of Che Guevara has been returned to his adopted home Cuba. The parties who dug it up confirmed that his Bolivian Army Captors had chopped off his arms while executing him. Surely to ensure he was rendered 'armless?...
Frederick, MD - Scientists at the US Army's Fort Detrick research facility today issued a report which contained some shocking news for soft drink lovers around the world. According to the study, "Mass Spectrographic Analysis of Non-alcoholic Carbon...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the new 'Adopt an Army' program has landed a major sponsor. Target, owner of hundreds of retail stores will be the core sponsor of the program. Troops seem to love the program that helps them connect with famil...
The jury of judges, headlining Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld, United States Army Chief of Staff General Schoomaker and Secretary of State Colin Powell, opened the highly prestigious US Terrorism Awards 2004 ceremony at a packed and excited Pen...
The British army has been recalled from Iraq today as an emergency situation has arisen in a seaside town in Kent.
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney has entered Walter Reed Army Hospital for treatment of an undisclosed illness. Doctors have been more circumspect than usual when discussing Mr. Cheney's condition, other than saying it was an elective, but definitel...
Britain's army of traffic wardens were issued with bathroom scales, today, so that they could impose on-the-spot fines to overweight Britons.
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