For many years now the leaders of China have had to use a low profile whenever international incidents came into play but now that they are out-producing the other leading nations and into the space industry, they are 'feeling their oats' as some wou...
Scientists say that what they thought, and what these ships thought we would think, were meteors, are actually spaceships. "Undoubtedly they are from another planet or might even be a combination US/Russia deal where they try to unite the countri...
William Hague, often mistaken for Kryten, the bald, strange talking robot from Sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf, has been advised by his boss, Dave (Doolittle) Cameron, to take speech therapy lessons after a near fatal incident in the London Science Museum.
Billions dollar budgets spent looking at dried up Space Rocks and blocks of ice to pamper to geologists may be at an end. People want to look at the little green men and space monsters which we know are there, but they dont get a look in because t...
Space - "Who knows just how spooked that Martian iguana was?" was one International Space Station astronaut's comment today at NASA headlines back home about the discovery of a 'petrified reptile' in the red planet's Cydonia region. Images of the...
Lake Chebarkul, Russia - Dredged up from the murky depths of a Chelyabinsk lake a carving of an alien smoking madonna has been discovered on a five tonne fragment of charred space rock. Divers searching for remains of February's meteorite found th...
A whistleblower CIA operative has broken ranks to alert the world to a coming catastrophe. Dr. Fritz Measure, an astrophysicist who once worked on the infamous HAARP project spoke at his hideout in Canada. The CIA has since declared the program r...
TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...
WASHINGTON, D.C. At a press conference yesterday,astronomer Dr. Stella Nightley (Ph.D, THC, LSD) announced that her team had discovered a new planet forty light-years from Earth. Thanks to the unprecedented power of the revolutionary new telescope a...
A report on The Bilderberger meeting which concluded recently somewhere on a farm . The provisional offerings for accommodation on the farm were The Chicken Shack, or one of the many outlying buildings and stables, which were categorized under "Shack and Or". The Chicken Shack is by far the largest building, as the farm's main business is rearing fat chicken's for underweight Americans. Of t...
NASA have confirmed that their next planned mission to Mars in 2015 will involve sending a full-armed, armour plated rover named Killbot-X231. The rover, based on the current Mars Expedition Rover will contain both conventional and nuclear arms capab...
WASHINGTON, DC - On the afternoon of September 11, 2012, the White House began pre-party warmups, unaware of an impending attack in Benghazi, Libya. Young staffers, election strategists, and political aides walked through the halls, pointing at each...
New York City mayor Ed Koch announced Thursday that the city will be hosting a race of space aliens that have landed in New York City's Central Park. Koch returned from the dead as a zombie when the aliens discarded green toilet water in the grav...
London - His 1995 documentary remains the X-files industry's benchmark statement on extraterrestrial carve-ups on a pathologist's examination table. This morning fans of Santilli's medical procedures demanded that he be put in charge of Boris Bere...
Amazon Forest, somewhere in Brazil: A huge hanging penis has been discovered by anthropologists studying hidden, indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforests. The discovery is a sensation because never before has a living penis been discovered with...
Residents of Ventnor were alarmed this week as a cloud approached the island from the English channel. "Normally," said Tom O'Row, a teenager who has lived in Ventnor all of his eleven years of life, "we either have wall to wall blue sky, or floor...
A woman from Red Mesa, AZ who says she was fired for engaging in personal relations with a footless extraterrestrial filed a lawsuit against her former employer, Socks Socks Socks, Inc. Margaret Shackleberry's lawsuit accuses Arizona-based socks r...
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