Ten-year-old Matthew Oldman of Prestwich in Greater Manchester had a birthday surprise to beat them all recently - a telegram of congratulations from HR the Queen.
Under the thirty year rule, secret government papers have been released today showing that in the summer of 1977 it was proposed to overthrow the Queen and replace her with TV cook, Fanny Craddock.
Officials in the City Of Westminster Planning Dept have shocked the Queen by sending her a letter stating that Buckingham Palace hasn't been built in compliance with the correct planning regulations and that it will have to be razed to the ground...
There are some surprise recipients among the latest New Year Honours announced today.
Sandringham, Norfolk - (Ass Mess): Paramedics have rushed to Sandringham House after the royal butler dialled 999 and said the Queen had had a heart attack. The coronary happened shortly HM was told Michael Jackson had arrived unexpectedly demanding...
'ucking 'em Palace, London - (Ass Mess): The Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon has confirmed disturbing reports that Queen Elizabeth is frantic with worry over ancient Biblical prophecies coming home to roost on her Yuletide doorstep after He...
Fourteen fire appliances attended at Buckingham Palace today as fire-fighters battled to control a major blaze on the top floor of Buckingham Palace, thought to be started by the Queen igniting one of her own bottom burps.
It was red faces all round today at Buckingham Palace and the search was on to find the culprit who 'dropped one' in front of Her Majesty.
In a dramatic announcement, the Queen advocated the return of the death penalty last night after her nipples exploded at a gala dinner due to a botched boob job.
House of Lords, London - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): An official royal Whore on Terra State Visit to the United States is in the pipeline for next year according to plans laid out before Parliament in the Queen's Speech today.
Buckingham Palace, London - (Associated Mess): The Lord Chamberlain, Lord Luce-Cannon has told UK press that HM the Queen has cancelled all current engagements 'due to a pain in the lower lumbar region'...a.k.a. 'Prince' Charles.
Ascot, Berks - (Associated Mess): Douglas Erskine Crumbs-of-Comfort, head of Royal Ascot racecourse redevelopment, has suddenly quit his job following thousands of complaints that this year's June meeting was beset with hordes of riff-raff and &q...
Edingburgh, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The Euro-Septic Tories' top actress paid to impersonate Queen Elizabeth II this afternoon opened a new living nightmare to the Hellfire Club's greatest diva the Queen Mother after installing two of...
Wash., D. C. -- As English barristers debate whether to continue the centuries-old tradition of wearing horsehair wigs in court, their American counterparts are considering the adoption of this tradition in the United States. There was reaction on...
Buckingham Palace today confirmed speculation that Queen Elizabeth II is to have a starring role in the new movie version of the hit 1980's TV series "Dallas".
She may be The Queen, she may be head of the Commonwealth, she may be 78… but, above all, she's one fine looking lady And Her Majesty has now decided to put the regal dowdy look behind her in favour of a little raunchiness and is spreading her win...
Queen Elizabeth II, England, has offered to cook up hash browns, eggs and steaming hot coffee as part of an offering to allow the US Good Morning America Breakfast Version of ‘Sin City, a Right Royal Shambles ' to be filmed live in the Palace in a ho...
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