Senator Robert C. Byrd, Democrat from West Virginia, was found wandering, lost, once again, in the corridors of the Senate Office Building, Wednesday afternoon. And while that is not news, the fact that the Senator had no ass was news, and yet anothe...
(WASHINGTON D.C.) - Director of the CIA, Leon Panetta has confessed that the CIA has lied, and routinely lies, to Congress. While Nancy Pelosi has received the most attention as a victim of the agency's vicious nature, other international figures hav...
CIA Director Leon Panetta elaborated on remarks that Cheney "wanted terrorists to attack the United States" and "the CIA lied to Congress." Begin Partial Transcript: Cheney frequently traveled to Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan, and northwest Pakistan. He would arrive at al-Qaida training camps after Mullahs called for martyrs in jihad, and if crowds would seem listless and bored, he would become v...
MPs are to quiz TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton over allegations of phone tapping. Keith Jazz, Labour MP and cushion lover, said "we are fed up with the truth being published in the Spoof.com. We believe that all the writers must be benefiting from p...
As a campaign to prevent the extradition of "computer geek" Gary McKinnon to the USA gathers pace, it emerges that another 1.2 million British citizens are under investigation by the American authorities. McKinnon, who suffers from Asparagus Syndr...
LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, USA - Maverick Alaska Governor Sarah Palin called in sick at the beginning of a three-day holiday weekend Friday, indicating that "serving Alaska's people is the greatest honor I could imagine," and accordingly resigned, eff...
On Tuesday, June 24th, 2009, US Keyhole satellite imagery captured compromising images of missing South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford in Buenos Aires Argentina. Pressed into action by right wing Carolina zealots, believing their Governor had bee...
"Hang on, I didn't exactly say that," former Prime Minister Tony Blair told a packed room of international journalists. Including us. "I didn't say I was going to return from the political wilderness to lead my people to the promised land. Unlike som...
Foreign Secretary David Millipede has announced a radical shakeup of international policy, following a recent conversation with James Naughtie on the 'Today' programme. Announcing the new policy, Mr Millipede said that the new approach signified '...
The Government has acted swiftly in response to what it called a 'vicious and unprovoked attack' on a Labour MP by a newly-formed terrorist organisation. The attack, on former Home Secretary David Blunkett, left him with a broken rib and severe br...
rime Mincer Gollum Brown has insisted that he will 'get on with the job', following the shock resignation of another Cabinet Minister last night. Work & Pensions Secretary James Purnell issued his sensational announcement within moments of the...
Documents leaked to me have revealed that the far-right British Nazi National Party are so desperately short of funds that they have resorted to begging. BNP organisers have sent members emails with desperate pleas for small donations, and memos h...
With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.
Pint-size Communities Lunatic Hazel Blears, whose shock resignation from the Cabinet today has thrown the Government into even further disarray, has revealed her reasons for quitting. Speaking at a Press Conference, Blears announced that she took...
Sources within Downing Street have indicated that Harridan Harpy is likely to receive a major promotion in the Cabinet reshuffle expected after Thursday's Local and European Elections. Harman, who is currently in The Priory being treated for exhau...
Prime Mincer Gordon Brown said today he would not step down, despite polls showing NuLieBore could slump to a humiliating (and well-deserved) last place in European Elections this week. Brown, struggling to assert any authority after the MPs expen...
In a bold move the Prime Minister announced today reforms which will change the Mother of all Parliaments forever. Mr Gordon Brown said that the new reforms will not only clean up the current parliament but also save taxpayers £25 bln over a thirty y...
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