WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George Bush and Queen Elizabeth traded insults before astonished guests at the White House on Monday night at a state dinner which was supposed to honor the British monarch near the end of her six-day US visit.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Standing outside the White House and flanked by VIPs following a 21 gun salute to welcome Queen Elizabeth, George W Bush said today that the "fruits of our work have been difficult for many to enjoy... Your majesty, I...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Laura Bush finally got President George Bush to agree to wear a white tie when he meets the Queen at the White House. "But I don't wanna', Laura," he kept saying over and over, said Laura.
Louisville, Kentucky - (Ass Mess): 50/1 Kentucky Derby no-hoper Imawildandcrazyguy has been the subject of a massive royal punt today amid reports that Queen Elizabeth has taken advantage of the ludicrously high pound/dollar exchange rate to back the...
Results of this year's Kentucky Derby have been announced and bettors are upset with the finish. Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain, who went off at 263 to 1 odds, won the race by the length of a hatpin.
Queen Elizabeth arrived in Louisville, Kentucky for the running of the Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs. The monarch is making her sixth official visity to the United States and her first to the world's most famous horserace.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Jamestown, VA - Queen Elizabeth II arrived in Jamestown, VA today to recognize the 400th anniversary of England's first permanent English settlement. It is the kickoff for "America's Anniversary Weekend" extr...
London - (Ass Mess): A major UK news broadcaster has stunned the Metropolitan Police Fraud and Serious Crime office after it announced that the purpose of Queen Elizabeth's daft six days visit to see George Bush is 'forging bonds'.
Richmond, Virginia - (Rioters): Thousands of specially hired rent-a-crowd supporters are amassing in the streets of Richmond to greet the Bush Administration's puppet monarch from over the waters as she and her Hellfire Club husband commemorate t...
Richmond, Virginia - (Ass Mess): Queen Elizabeth will make a personal apology this week to the American people during her official US swansong visit for the right royal mess of tosser UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, the fiasco of Princess Diana's de...
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Famous American photographer Annie Leibovitz has been panned for her latest offering of a portrait of a naked Queen Elizabeth bathing in asses' milk, commissioned by the State of Texas to mark her visit to the US t...
Nassau, Bahama - (Ass Mess): Californian photographer Larry Birkhead is all set to take his baby daughter Dannielynn home to Kentucky to meet the family and to be presented to Queen Elizabeth who is due to visit the Blue Grass State later in the week...
The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.
Rolf Harris was today announced as the artist who will paint the nude portrait of HRH Queen Elizabeth.
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...
Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...
London - (Rotters): The UK charity Age Concern says that satellite tracking should be used to allow families to monitor elderly relatives, especially those with a tendency to impose themselves on foreign countries on the pretext of yet another totall...
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