The Elizabeth the Second who has been the Queen in the world since the fifties, is rumoured to be the favourite for this year's race to be the Greatest Briton 2007...
Sensational news breaking today from Buckingham Palace. First it was the Osbournes, then Katy and Peter let the cameras in, and now the latest docusoap to hit our screens will be the Windsors.
London - (Ass Mess): Sir Malcolm Tosser, equerry to Old Fatty Mountbatten and Master of the Pretender to the Throne's Household, has got himslef a nice little earner flogging shares in his security company which has contracts in Iraq, Sudan, Nige...
London - (Rotters): Whitehall mandarins have confirmed today that there are no plans on giving Old Fatty Mountbatten a state funeral despite years of grovelling by successive UK Prime Monsters who have promised heaven and earth just to get away with...
Prince Harry, the son of James Hewitt, will not be sent to fight in Iraq, says the head of the British Army in an announcement made last night from a bunker deep underneath London.
Today the Queen of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland gave a private address to the Goddard space place in Maryland USA where those disgusting biscuits come from. The Queen, docked with the international space station at about 0900 GMT.
Toronto - (Ass Mess): A Toronto criminal lawyer is urging new Canadiann citizens to ignore the gimmicky oath of allegiance to the Queen because it is a cynical fraud based on a whopping great big fib.
A source inside the White House said that in honor of the Queen's visit, the President saved his best fart joke for their white-tie state dinner. The President's mother, Barbara Bush, in attendance, apologized afterwards to Her Majesty and sa...
Washington, DC--President Bush today misinterpreted the wishes of Queen Elizabeth when she wished to see his own stately quarters.
President George "Dubya" Bush embarrassed himself and the United States again. This time, it was in front of the Queen of England during her state visit to the U.S..
President George W. Bush embarrassed the Queen at the White House in front of a packed audience. His speech started well saying: "It's a real pleasure to have The Queen here in America." But rapidly went down hill with, "I was upse...
In a typically shocking blunder today U.S President George.W.Bush called Her Majesty the Queen a "wizened old trout" before laughing heartily and elbowing her in the ribs.
London England - Attempting to establish itself as a major space power Great Britain has decided to shoot the queen into outer space and have her spend a week on the space shuttle. She will be spending time on the the rebuilt Buran-Energia shuttle bu...
The Queen fulfilled one of her lifelong ambitions at the weekend, when she partook of a meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Her Majesty had been past outlets on numerous occasions, but had never actually sampled the culi...
George Bush is renowned for his inappropriate comments and embarrassing slips of the tongue, but it appears that he has met his match in visiting dignitary, Prince Phillip. First reports on the outcome of last night's gaffe clash had the presiden...
Washington DC - Reginald Brewmaster a spokesman for the Queen said that a few hours after, the White house white tie Formal Banquet, thrown by the President and First Lady, she felt some terrible gas pains in her lower abdominal section. Lizzy had to...
Helen Mirren could not make her appointment with the Queen as she was filming in South somewhere or other. Darn it girl, you are in charge here - give yourself a few days leave!! The Queen summoned you and you "couldn't make it". When...
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