So Rooney's at it again....potty-mouthing. I must admit when I looked at the photos one of today's dailies of MORE 'Ladies' dressed up for Aintree...I saw a picture of his 'glammed-up' mother-in-law' and felt like yelling a few 'Rooney's myself. My gawd...what a putrid, washed out looking 'moo moo' she was wearing. It looked like a faded parachute - similar to the one we used in P.E.
Ex-footballer and TV chef superstar, f+++++g Gordon Ramsay and f+++++g enfant terriblé, Wayne Rooney, are opening a joint venture restaurant called "F the FA". Wayne who's so fed up eating out because f+++++g Coleen can't cook, decided to contact...
Manchester United Football Club Bosses have revealed that Wayne Rooney is wanted for questioning by The Police. The announcement was made last night after an incident at Manchester united football club on Saturday afternoon was given wide publicity...
Wayne Rooney has been offered some life changing advice by the Lifestyle and Yoga Guru of Ryan Giggs. The guru says that Rooney will never be happy unless he makes changes to his life. Change number one would involve giving away all his money t...
The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...
The Football Association has charged Man Utd's Wayne Rooney with "using offensive language" after the striker allegedly swore directly into a camera after scoring a hat trick against West Ham last Saturday. The foul mouthed rant could result in th...
LONDON - At a recent football match, Rooney did something that everybody else does on a daily basis. After Manchester United lost again West Ham - a town not at all famous for pig-constructed food articles - Wayne Rooney, a striker, was caught say...
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney stunned millions of television viewers by revealing he now has a vocabulary of four words. After completing his hat-trick in the 4-2 win over West Ham United at Upton Park, Rooney shouted the words 'Fucking w...
Dundee United striker has admitted he was "embarrassed" by his manager comparing him with Man Utd's Wayne Rooney. Tangerines boss Peter Houston compared his prized possession to the England striker after his spectacular overhead goal against Mothe...
Fantastic news just in from Old Trafford where superstar Wayne Rooney continued his mission to educate himself. Having learned to read in February, yesterday he completed a two - piece jigsaw puzzle for the first time. It started out quite harmles...
Wayne Rooney's friends have admitted they are worried about his new health regime because it includes eating Goldfish for breakfast. They say that the star has taken tips from the Great Thai Sumo Wrestler Ito Muriyama who eats 20 raw goldfish a...
Wayne Rooney's contract details have been released by a secret source at Manchester United, and they are indeed outrageous. Wayne Rooney has demanded that he be paid One million pounds a game, and he wants to be paid in Italian Lira because Coll...
A Football Association spokesman has reiterated their belief that Wayne Rooney will accede to the United Kingdom throne even though Prince Charles has been waiting in the wings for 30 years. Brian Hayes, the F.A's Director of Communications, threw...
Wayne Rooney is looking to exploit Fanni ahead of Manchester United's Champions League last 16, second leg tie with French club Marseille. Rooney was pleased with the joy he received when attacking Fanni in the channels during the first leg last eigh...
Breaking News from the Film & Entertainment world and it has just been confirmed that Guy Ritchie and Vinnie Jones are to team up and direct and produce the popular 80's crime series 'Miami Vice' as a blockbuster film. In the role made famous...
Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...
Astonishing news emerged from Old Trafford this afternoon when it was revealed that Manchester United had taken the extraordinary step of severing the contract of Wayne Rooney's elbow. The right elbow, nicknamed the Terminator, was the cause of so...
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