The cold hand of Austerity Britain threatens to dampen the nuptial ardour of Isle of Wight couples, writes Honey Moon, Births, Marriages & Deaths, Military History, Poultry, Motoring, Tartan, Drainage and Mountaineering Correspondent. The Isle...
Ryde - Isle of Wight - Local suppliers today announced that the shortage of swedes in the Ryde area shows no sign of abating. Swede has been unavailable in the Ryde area for over four days now, although a handful have been reportedly sold in Shanklin...
In a bizarre story, a man from the Isle of Wight got married to his dog this weekend. Norman Muttcock, a 53 year old batchelor from Newport, wed Pom-Pom, a 7 year old pomeranian-cross bitch, in a civil ceremony on the island on Saturday. Mr Mut...
Cowes - Local daredevil Evil Medieval's plans on resurrecting his career this past weekend by attempting to jump the Carrollton Branch of Beatty Creek in a "State-of-the-art wooden ox-cart" ended in disaster as one of his lead oxen burst into flames...
Wroxall Mole-Catcher Isaac Clencher stunned the Shanklin and Ventnor region yesterday when he recounted a very disturbing vegetation experience, writes Horticulture, Literature, Dairying, Pest Control & Politics Correspondent, Daisy Bush. In a...
Ryde man, Piers Dearlove of The Smeltings, Outhouse Lane in Ryde was left in tatters today when his insurers refused to pay out on his contents insurance policy, supposedly because he had made a suspicious claim following an accident at the family re...
Flame-haired femme fatale Anna Chapman, the Russian spy whose saucy Facebook images adorned the front page of the New York Daily News after she was arrested by US authorities, might have been debriefed on the Isle of Wight, writes Espionage Erotica E...
After centuries of slumbering unnoticed, suddenly the Isle of Wight, due to a cosmic convergence of puzzling occurrences, has been thrust into the public limelight, and just yesterday was named as the World's Most Intriguing New Tourist Destination,...
Tourist ministers are considering a Restraint of Trade injunction against certain satire writers after a concerted conspiracy has been alleged of a Public Relations Campaign to divert badly needed Tourist Dollars to the Isle of Wight from the Shetla...
Last Thursday's Meeting of the Back of the Wight Antiquarian Society furnished the gathered members with a fascinating and entertaining series of glimpses into Compton, Brook, Hulverstone and Mottistone in bygone days, as well as a wider view of the...
The island off the North West coast of England that has been receiving no attention from any Spoof writers, has openly expressed its disgust by telling its cousin off the South Coast of England to "fuck off". The Isle of Man shouted the obscenity...
Island retailers are likely to be bracing themselves for a new challenge to their various customer-bases after two reported sightings of 19th-century mountebanks in the Calbourne area yesterday, writes Business, Fishing & Education Correspondent...
Freshwater milkman Ken Munnion was celebrating yesterday, writes Local Government, Traffic News and Local Snippets Correspondent, Sandi Castle. Mr Munnion was in high spirits as he raised a glass of his favourite beer, Mattock's Old Knacker, among...
The University of Newport Department of Archaeology has published the results of its lengthy 'Back of the Wight' area study, writes Local History, Country Matters and Gardening Correspondent, Percy Trowel. The study was funded with the help of spo...
After what seemed like an eternity, but was actually only two days, Newby villagers welcomed their new vicar. The Mayor and members of the Women's Institute, accompanied by ten other villagers who had won the 'draw' held at the 'Dog and Duck' pub, went down to meet the ferry and welcome their new vicar. As the ferry docked, only one person was on board standing next to the ferry-man and help...
The Isle of Wight was deserted this morning, when rumours started to spread that Skoob1999 was visiting for the day. Schools, offices and even police stations were empty. Many people have fled to the Black Gang Chine and buried themselves in th...
News has reached us from the Isle of Wight that the twelve members of The Newby Women's Institute are to be posing for a 2011 Calendar IN THE NUDE. Members are aged from 25 (Cindy Codswallop) to 83 (Gladys Codswallop - Cindy's gran). The women are said to be very excited as it is to be the first time any of them will have posed nude, since they were babies. Asked if they were nervous at a...
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