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Funny story: Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gibbons Admits Thinking Bad Thoughts About Mohammed

Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who gave a Teddy Bear the same name as the sacred prophet of Islam, Mohammed, has told how she accepted her guilty verdict and considered her punishment as 'pathetic'. Gibbons, 54, told the BBC in an interview...

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Funny story: British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

British Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'

A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...

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Funny story: Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

Sudanese Extremists Vow To "Make Britain Pay"

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to ta...

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Funny story: Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

Teddy Bears Postpone Annual Teddy Bear Picnic After Silly Sudanese Standoff

The Teddy Bear Council of Great Britain, has this morning postponed its plans for this year's Annual Teddy Bear Picnic, due to the astonishing and bewildering Sudanese Teddy Bear Row.

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Funny story: Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Man Shoots Firework Out Of His Anus At Gordon Brown

Prime Minister Gordon Brown narrowly avoided serious injury today when a man in the crowd waiting outside 10 Downing Street shot a firework out of his anus at him. The man, believed to be in his late fifties, dropped his trousers and inserted a lo...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden Renounces Terrorism, Islam, Hatred Of West

Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.

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Funny story: Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Dentist "forced female patients to convert to Islam"

Crackpot dentist Boner Butt from Bury, Greater Manchester forced women patients to convert to Islam, a disciplinary hearing of the General Dental Council heard.

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Funny story: Islam Live 8 Concert Plans Announced

Islam Live 8 Concert Plans Announced

A concert purportedly to help raise money for the victims of the crises in Darfur, and Iraq, will be staged in London in October by Muslims.

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Funny story: Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

Senior Policeman Found Guilty Of Serious Sexual Acts

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a London hotel whilst on duty, has been cleared of a serious misconduct charge.

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Funny story: Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo, the 'sacred' Welsh Hindu bullock, has finally been taken away for execution after police were drafted in to battle it out with his followers who were trying to prevent the slaughter.

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Funny story: Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah". Iranian General Mustafa Najar stated that the govern...

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Funny story: Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

Britain Under Attack From Terrorist Weather Threat

The flooding currently affecting many parts of the British Isles is the work of terrorists, a leading meteorological expert has told police.

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Funny story: Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Management at Heathrow Airport have taken on an extra one hundred baggage-handling staff to 'rifle through' a backlog of thousands of items of luggage that has accumulated as a result of the recent te...

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Funny story: Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.

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Funny story: Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

Muslims "Afraid To Go Out" Say Leaders

British Muslims are afraid to leave their own homes because they are fearful for their lives, say leaders at a mosque in Birmingham. Many feel that they will be 'eyeballed', shouted or spat at, and even punched and kicked according to Imam Ali Ak...

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Funny story: Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

Alan Johnston Freed From Gaza Strip Joint

BBC reporter Alan Johnston has this morning been released by Islamic militant forces who had been holding him hostage for 114 days.

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Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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