WASHINGTON - Not since Britain Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini in September 1938 has there been such a one-sided agreement that affected another country. In that agreement the...
Naples, Italy. Mafia boss, Michele Z. (name changed for legal reasons and eventual Mafia attacks against Spoof headquarters and our beloved editor, M~~k, name also changed because he found a severed horse's head in his bed last night) has been found...
In the old testament it was 'An eye for an eye'. In Jesus' time the message was 'Turn the other cheek'. So what do we have in our modern times as a guideline for our spiritual well-being? 'Karma' the New Age paths tell us. Every little nasty that you have ever done will come flying back at some time and whap you silly. Of course, karma doesn't necessarily have to be bad because every good thing yo...
BRISTOL, Conn.--Evidently, stating the painfully obvious can land you in hot water in this country. ESPN yanked Hank Williams Jr.'s song, "Are you ready for some football?", from the opening of Monday Night Football, after the country warbler comp...
A bicycle that once belonged to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler, has been discovered languishing in the back storeroom of a Viennese baker's shop. It is believed that the bicycle - a heavy, black-framed model of German manufacture, was used by Hit...
After the tragic events in Norway it seems that the mass-murderer was not a Nazi fanatic hoping to rid his country of all Muslim immigrants after all, he was just a very disturbed Hitler fan. After severe interrogations by the local police it seem...
Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the name of the person who will become Britain's first ever Minister of Austerity. The position has been offered to and accepted by the Right Horrible Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, Conservative Member...
A pensioner nicknamed 'Der Fuhrer' has been arrested at a Dorking car boot sale for spreading Nazi propaganda. The local recluse, Adolf Nonce , lives in a bungalow just outside Dorking called 'The Berlin Bunker'. Herr Nonce, who according to h...
Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a "fair and free" Fifa election. Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. "All...
Adolf Hitler has been convicted by a German court for being a Nazi. The court sentenced him to 5 years, although he is expected to have this sentence at least halved on the grounds that he is in fact dead. The court heard how Hitler had planned wo...
It's here! At last, after all the months of build-up and nervous excitement, the day of the Royal Wedding of Prince William and his beautiful bride Kate Middleton has finally arrived, and not before time! Or, as some might say, one day before time...
London - "Expect an astrological tsunami to sweep the nation," London skywatchers said today ahead of Friday's Moon/Uranus conjunction of sudden, shocking events. The aspect marks the 66th anniversary of Hitler's wedding to Eva Braun in a marriage...
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has compared attacks on the alternative vote with opposition to female suffrage. The British electorate will go to the polls on May 5 for a referendum on whether to change from the current first-past-the-post syste...
Dear Sir, may I make a plea on behalf of old barmaids? The popular image of the "busty barmaid", so beloved of the saucy postcard and the innuendo-driven sitcom, is a risible and sexually-charged popular image. It is not an image that lends itself to the pathetic, nor does it give pause. And why should it, when that barmaid in question carries the sheen of youthful brio and sex-appeal? B...
Indiana resident Karl Somtan has assured his friends he is through comparing anything he doesn't like to Hitler. He made that statement at a recent gathering at TGI Fridays last Thursday night, right after he compared a ref in a college basketball to...
CHICAGO - The Chilly Wind Flea Market in Cicero was the sight of a recent historical World War II discovery. One of the flea market merchants identified as Keaton W. Clackercroft, was found to have several photographs of Adolf Hitler's mistress Ev...
Experts warn that the education system is failing our children by squeezing history out of the curriculum. England is the only country in Europe where the subject is not compulsory to the age of 15 or 16. Some kids are allowed to stop studying it...
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