Norwegian killer was not a Nazi, he just loved Hitler!

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Thursday, 28 July 2011

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He still is alive in the heads of psychopathic mass-murderers!

After the tragic events in Norway it seems that the mass-murderer was not a Nazi fanatic hoping to rid his country of all Muslim immigrants after all, he was just a very disturbed Hitler fan.

After severe interrogations by the local police it seems that the psychopathic killer had no intention of exterminating all Muslims in Norway; he just wanted to emulate his favourite, evil dictator, Hitler.

Not having access to gas chambers or other mass-murder apparatus his only choice was to go out with all guns blazing and attempt to exterminate as many people as possible with a bomb and his automatic rifles.

The killer did actually admit to murdering the innocent people who just happened to cross his path, but denies all accusations of being a "Muslim hater".

He just loves his idol, Adolf, and in honour of his great, iconic hero and hearing Hitler's voice in his head ordering him to "kill, kill, kill", he did.

The killer, Anders Behring Breivik, is now being treated for his mental disease in a comfortable psychiatric ward in the local prison and now hopes to recover and become a born-again Charles Manson.

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