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Funny story: China Targets Fat Kids

China Targets Fat Kids

Beijing - At a grand press conference held yesterday afternoon in the Chinese health ministry, the new Chinese health minister Lo Fat Yung, unveiled the government's controversial new plan for the nation's obese children.

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Funny story: Panda Soup back on the menu

Panda Soup back on the menu

Beijing - After the successful breeding of panda's in Chengdu Zoo this week, millions of Chinese people are heading to their local restaurants to eat traditional Panda soup.

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Funny story: Battersea Dogs Home and Wong Chinese Restaurant in tie up

Battersea Dogs Home and Wong Chinese Restaurant in tie up

London- Spiraling costs at Battersea Dogs Home have forced the charity to look for alternative revenue streams to keep running. In a new deal, staff from Wong's Chinese Restaurant, based in Chinatown in central London, have agreed to house an unl...

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Funny story: Man Claims To Hear People Speaking In Tongues

Man Claims To Hear People Speaking In Tongues

A Dartford man from Dartford has made a sensational claim today of having heard people speaking in tongues.

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Funny story: Wal-Mart and China Announce Merger

Wal-Mart and China Announce Merger

Chinese President Jiang Zemin, Chinese Premier Zhu Rhongji, Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott, and Chief Executive of Wal-Mart Asia Joe Hatfield announced the merger of the world's largest corporation with the world's most populous nation. Although China and W...

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Funny story: Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

The larger Shenzhou VI was equipped with a secondary orbital module expected to be used to understand more about the endurance of Chinese dragons in space but in a freak accident involving flatulence, the secondary orbital module broke up allowing th...

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Funny story: Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

Scooby-Doo and Velma to Wed

One of Hollywood's most eligible bachelors will officially be pronounced "taken" this Saturday when it was announced at a press conference held today that the beloved Scooby-Doo and his co-star Velma Dinkley will be wed at Grauman's Chinese Theater...

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Funny story: The Illuminati Orders Takeout

The Illuminati Orders Takeout

Deep within a secret one world governmental complex, those who run the major world governments are having trouble...ordering Chinese takeout. The Illuminati, the super secret organization that runs the world, also struggles with the weekly ritualisti...

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Funny story: Moore's Kidnappers Lower Ransom Demands....Again

Moore's Kidnappers Lower Ransom Demands....Again

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- As we all know, Michael Moore, a well-know chinese film propagandist, was kidnapped in Iraq last week. News did not reach the american public for days as the kidnappers found it quite diffcult to capture footage of Moore'...

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Funny story: Chinese Swim Team Banned

Chinese Swim Team Banned

Athens Greece.In a decision that suprised no one, the International Olympic Committee banned the Chinese Womens swim team for illegal substances and having fins.

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Funny story: Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

Chinese internet hero blown to Smithereens

In a protest to his government’s ban on internet access, the Chinese modern day crusader defied government orders and used his laptop to get internet access in Tiananmen Square. Determined to crack down and further prevent the spread of the protest, Chinese officials sent troops and a column of tanks. In a gesture similar the students protest in 1989, Chinese hero Wan Dum Fuk stood in front...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

Rumsfeld defends 'racist' Chinese gesture

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has defended comments made during an international summit on race relations last week, when he allegedly pulled faces at the Chinese delegate, and asked for an order of "Flied lice".

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Funny story: Garlic Shelf Collapse Kills 15

Garlic Shelf Collapse Kills 15

Fifteen Chinese workers were killed when storage shelves stacked high with garlic collapsed in central China.

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Funny story: Local Man to Receive Fame and Wealth, Says Fortune Cookie

Local Man to Receive Fame and Wealth, Says Fortune Cookie

Stephen Shaw-Local man Tom Robbins struck it big last Friday while dining at Crazy Mao's Chinese restaurant. Robbins and his wife Laura were quietly enjoying their meal when he, for no particular reason, opened one of the complimentary fortune cookie...

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