London - (Betcha-it-was-a-Nazi-S&M-Dungeon Ass Mess): Officers investigating the Halloween 2007 death of KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko are gobsmacked. Someone's tipped them the wink about kinky fascist Max Mosley successfully soliciting Bu...
NO to European peace & saving millions with a common Euro currency NO to saving Britain from a falling population by wisely allowing increased immigration NO to anything else we can think of to explain our pathetic existence YES to standing for the policies and attitudes of the Nazi Party, policies and attitudes that millions of British and Commonwealth men and women fought and won th...
The British National Party finds itself in hot water today following a decision that it broke the rules governing Party Election Broadcasts. The rule in question states that political parties must not knowingly mislead the public. However in a...
Nick Griffin, the leader of the British National Party, a guest on the BBC Radio 5 Live show this morning, has come in for some strong criticism from one of the show's listeners over his ridiculous explanation of what it takes for someone to be consi...
The BNP today warned its followers of a potential threat from Labour politician Harriet Harmless. A briefing note was wrapped in a brick and flung through the winow in a bid to communicate with their diehard voters Adolf and Eva Bonkers, of Burnley.
Reports from the national press appear to suggest that HRH The Prince Of Wales has expressed an interest in assisting the Lancashire Borough of Burnley through times of economic hardship,reports which may well rebound on him and break his face, accor...
We at the British Nasty Party take the further development of the British race seriously. It is no joking matter. Here are our proposals. 1. The compulsory repatriation of anyone not called Smith. 2. Compulsory morris dancing for all males over 18. 3. Introduction of lederhosen to school uniforms. 4. Extreme violence if we are unable to convince by argument alone. 5. Extreme violence. 6. T...
The General Secretary of the BNP party in Britain, Nick Goebbals, has been suspended indefinitely from his position by the party's Chairman when it was revealed last night that he is a member of the right-wing and often alleged racist BNP party. C...
Jade Goody of Essex, the person made famous by nothing more than her appearances on the Channel 4 Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother programmes, has written a book - or rather, someone else wrote a book about her, and she sanctioned it with a nod.
Ricardo Fuller, the Stoke City striker given a straight red card for slapping one of his teammates during yesterday's 2-1 defeat at West Ham, has claimed that the incident arose out of an innocent case of mistaken identity, it has been reported. F...
Arsenal FC representatives tonight blamed the BNP and a pan-continental conspiracy on their ignominious exit from the the Carling Cup at the hands of unfashionable underdogs, Burnley. 'It's been hell up here,' an Arsenal official said. 'It's freez...
Paris Hilten is slighlty ahead today in a popularity contest with the BNP. Since publication, Spoof articles relating to Hilten and the BNP have received significantly higher numbers than any other articles with Hilten pipping the far right party...
Burnley, Lancs - BNP leader Nack Guffin made a controversial speech tonight at Plumb Street Miners Club during which he criticised the whole world for it's response to the global financial crisis. Guffin said that world leaders response to the cri...
A list containing the names and addresses of millions of BNP members has been posted on the internet causing embarrassment and concern for, amongst others, officers of the Portuguese police that handled the Madeleine McCann case, and some top sportin...
Anita Haris, Andy Hamilton, Andy Hallet are all members of the BNP, say the tabloids. "Having the same intials as Hitler is no coincidence" said a tabloid journalist foaming at the mouth and eyes yesterday. Anita Harris protested, she was part Eas...
Journalists at the Daily Scum have revealed, that Inspector Blakey, from "On the Buses" is BNP member 18. Not only does he resemble Adolf Hitler with his teutonic good looks and little toothbrush 'tashe'. But the number 18 is as sacred to Nazi's,...
The release of the BNP's membership details on the internet has revealed some unexpected names. Top of the unexpected list is Prime Chancellor Gordon Browne. When Asked, the Rt Hon Mr Browne said 'OK - it's a fair cop, I've been with them for year...
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