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Funny story: It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

It's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!

The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.

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Funny story: Wenger defiant after United 'victory'

Wenger defiant after United 'victory'

Manager Arsene Wenger was in defiant mood as his Arsenal team appeared to be thrashed 4-0 at The Theatre of Dreams yesterday.

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger in Hospital Suffering 'Total loss of Facial Expression'

Arsene Wenger in Hospital Suffering 'Total loss of Facial Expression'

Arsenal Football Club, one of the top clubs in Europe and only slightly less big than Newcastle Utd, are in disarray as manager Arsene Wenger is hospitalised for 'the total and complete loss of all facial expression'.

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Funny story: Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger in Johnny Foreginer Storm

Arsene Wenger, the semi-sighted manager of Arsenal has today become embroiled in fresh controversy, this time regarding his real identity and nationality.

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Funny story: Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

Arsenal Floored By Diarrhoea Outbreak

French club Arsenal have confirmed that its squad has been decimated by a rather nasty outbreak of diarrhoea after signing Lassana Diarra from Chelsea.

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Funny story: Arsène Wenger to move to Newcastle, forced to change name

Arsène Wenger to move to Newcastle, forced to change name

Football manager Arsène Wenger has today signed for Newcastle in a deal said to be worth over £300m. The Magpies had been hoping to entice a top manager from either Arsenal or Manchester United in the hope of reviving their flagging fortunes, after c...

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Funny story: Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

Gay World Cup Reaches Its Anti-Climax

There was excitement in Birmingham at the weekend as the Gay World Cup football tournament almost reached its limp-wristed climax. The finalists, Birmingham Babbastabbers and the Arsenal Arsebandits...

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Funny story: "Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

"Peter Crouch, The Greatest I've Ever Seen" - Thierry Henry. Liverpool 4 - Arsenal 1.

After witnessing his side's defeat at the hands of Liverpool, Arsenal's Thierry Henry had an amazing statement for the press; "Peter Crouch is the greatest striker I've ever seen."...

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Funny story: Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Wenger Slams 'Pontius Pilate' Linesman

Arsenal manager and Frenchman, Arsene Wenger, slammed the linesman in last weekend's Carling Cup Final exit, comparing him to "Pontius Pilate", the man who betrayed Christ. Wenger spoke of "the betraya...

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Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby

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Funny story: Wenger tells of his love for young boys

Wenger tells of his love for young boys

In an exclusive interview with The Spoof, this morning at Arsenal's new state of the art Shenley training ground, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger talked passionately about his vision for the the club and of his love of young boys.

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