Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced today as the world ended following the disastarous Large Halon Collider experiment. "Unfortunately the calculator we used had a sticky number 7 key and this caused an error in our calculations which led to t...
A cabal of evil Frenchies have today switched on a device which will ultimately lead to the destruction of the universe. The doomsday machine, named after its mad German inventor, Doktor Von Doomsday, was originally designed to convert sawdust and...
BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...
To boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction (M-T-HEAD) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece to Rudy's Bar for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 well d...
Republican presidential candidate John McCain today sharply criticized his rival, Barack Obama, for having once advocated a policy that McCain said would've led to the end of the world. "My friends," McCain said, "if we had done as Senator Obama...
The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been switched on miles underneath the Franco-Swiss border.
The End of the World occurred this morning at approximately 9:30 GMT with surprisingly very few fatalities. Two fishermen drowned in China and a shepherd in New Zealand suffered a heart attack, but those appear to be the only fatalities. "All the...
When you spot a scientist with a stopwatch you know something important is about to happen: and when that scientist is none other than Professor Brian Boffin of the University of Colorado
A is for: Abramoff, autocracy, army, Afghanistan, anger, Abu Grhaib, anti-abortion, Anthrax, Armageddon, armor plate, AWOL B is...
About 100,000 members of an eccentric public servant sect have retreated to the European capital of Paris, where they have been in a stand off with authorities. The so called orthodox French Liberal Unioners of Faith "FLUF ", spread on t...
A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.
(Las Vegas) - According to well known Las Vegas odds maker, Ivantu Gamble, the world will end on Monday.
While no one was looking, the world ended. The vast and most intriguing proof of this termination of all that is good and/or holy is the presence of the (I have to borrow from a movie title here) 'Scent of a Woman'. Quietly and with a vehemence...
A pessimistic report on global warming reveals that the entire planet Earth will burn to a cinder in less than 2 years, according to Ralph Stetson, Chairman of the film department at Collins College in Tempe, AZ.
It sounds like something from a science fiction movie. Specifically it sounds like something from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but this time it is true and fact really is a heck of a lot stranger than fiction. Dolphins are currently wa...
London, England - Russian and US relations have cooled down to the point that many have openly speculated that we are in the midst of entering a new cold war, if we have not already. Comments from Russian President Putin bore that out when in a recen...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - The entire world is trembling. Everyone knows the end of the world is neigh. Today in Washington, D.C. a politician actually made an intelligent statement.
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