According to a message circulated among the Gore's friends and obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, Al Gore said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideratio...
The media was tipped off when Al Gore lost 30 pounds, shaved his retarded, Gabby Hayes beard off, and started wearing his Nobel Prize around his penis. Gore and his wife, hideous-faced record censor Tipper, were married for 40 years. Mrs. Gore...
In response to the BP Oil Rig Explosion and the ensuing environmental disaster, world renowned environmentalist Al Gore has unveiled a new plan for Fast Action Response Teams to be able to counter attack against any future disasters. From hi...
Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer. While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...
The surprise scientific announcement this week was that microbes are not accelerating global warming as expected. Brushing aside the fact that the global warming computer modelers have no understanding of the complexity of microbes, Mr Gore went on t...
Creationists were up in arms yesterday as Nobel Prize winner, Al Gore, declared that the debate on evolution was finally over. A spokesman for the Climate Change Crusader, Mr Gore said, "All the top scientists in the world have now agreed that ev...
Reykjavik - (Lava Palaver): "It's a mean little sucker!" is how scientists at the UN Volcano and Caldera Reseach Unit described the gigantic space vacuum cleaner designed by Al 'An Incontinent Truth' Gore. The sky pump is being put through its pac...
Former Scientist Mad Micky Morrison, claims that the Volcano that erupted in Iceland, and that is continuing to create a gigantic cloud of black ash, in the atmosphere, could continue doing so for years. The worst possible scenario is that the clo...
In a shocking break from party lines Vice president and Nobel peace-prize winner Al gore is suing the Obama administration for "gross negligence" over environmental issues. He stated that the planet is running out of trees for paper needed to supp...
As expected the recent natural eruption of a volcano in Iceland has brought out the Al Gores of the world. The event has puked out tons of noxious ash blotting out the sun and grounding air traffic not to mention causing potential air contaminati...
Al "Green Money Machine" Gore, more often referred to as that "F*****g Dim Bulb" by critics after his global warming scam was uncovered, is now pushing a 40 Watt LED bulb 'guaranteed to last 17 years. For $50! But wait, if you order now, according...
Former Vice President and eco-warrior Al Gore unveiled his newest plan to save Earth from climate change.Light your farts. "It's simple" he said today at a climate conference. "Methane is a greenhouse gas and is killing our planet. I have invente...
Investigators have worked almost 16 months in a daring undercover operation, proving without a shadow of a doubt. that global warming is a true hoax. Chief investigator Myron Handy laid out the proof submitted by a cadre of international scientist...
Al Gore was in tears today after he heard the news that Arctic ice has increased dramatically due to the severe winter. Friends of Gore said he cried like a baby when told that the polar ice caps were frozen solid. The evidence shows that far...
Al Gore the Global Warming bore,has got more letters than Santa Clause gets at Christmas,as millions of people are getting more and more annoyed with his temperature change forecasts. Al Gore has replied to his critics by saying The Sun will come out...
As is the case anytime the Democrats link the words 'historic' and 'legislation' all hell breaks loose and the truth seeps through various crack pots. In one of several aspects of Health Care reform the 'Take your Life' incentive for seniors is b...
In an effort to claim another Nobel Prize Al Gore, former inventor of the internet, announced today that asteroids were not the cause of the Cretaceous era extinction. The news came after the discovery of a new species that had been frozen in per...
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