Al Gore Blames Iceland Ash Puke a Result of Global Warming

Written by Cuff

Thursday, 15 April 2010

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As expected the recent natural eruption of a volcano in Iceland has brought out the Al Gores of the world.

The event has puked out tons of noxious ash blotting out the sun and grounding air traffic not to mention causing potential air contamination.

Speaking about air contamination and talking safely from his California hideaway Al Gore revealed that the icy glaciers that once kept the volcano's temperature at bay have melted thus creating the horrific mess.

Al Gore is the worlds most visible fear monger and media whore who claims also to have invented the internet and authored 'The Love Story' but his greatest accomplishment is in the fabrication of Global Warming as a result of mankind's idiocy in order to keep his career alive.

Al had no rational explanation to tie in the fact that Iceland is located on one of the most active geothermal zones on the planet but did say if we all invest in his carbon credit scheme he would end future disruptions.

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