Washington DC: The Democratic left wing liberals have figured out how to divert people's attention from real bread and butter issues to amorphous smoke and mirrors crusades, e.g. climate change/global warming. The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has issued a handbook outlining a procedure to the left wing faithful for creating big unsolvable issues. These issues allow House Speaker Pelosi...
U.S. Politicians have noticed a uniform deterioration in their health following incredibly long discussions on the floor detailing the country's health care overhaul process. Several Congresspersons were discovered in a comatose state,although it...
In a press conference earlier today it was revealed that voters will be given a chance to see the three main political party leaders debate live on TV next month, ahead of the long overdue General Election. The recently appointed Popularity Tsar,...
Despite Rapper Jay ZZZs recent assertion that the UK would be better off with a 'leader' like Obama, a recent news article by Business Investor's Daily has confirmed what Most American's know by now... we are being ruined by a cabal of pie in the sk...
First it was Rahm Emmanuel's use of the word "retard" that upset them. Now it is Fox's "The Family Guy", making fun of people with Downs Syndrome, that has gotten their goats and they are fighting back. In an heretofore unprecedented alliance, mo...
It started with the McCain-Hayworth Race being a choice between a two types of Republican mega-jerks. Now John McCain even has competition from his former Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin for his Arizona Senatorial seat. Sarah Palin has d...
Following a playbook from the 2003 recall election strategy of California's governor Arnold Schwarzennegar, Republican strategists in Massachussets, manuevered mavarick candidate Scott Brown, into an upset victory...on January 19....apparently in la...
The British National Party have been warned that they will probably have to change their name at some time in the future to The English National Party because if the Scottish National Party get enough votes they will declare independence for Scotland...
When you come right down to it, you have never seen a man so homely but what he could get some other man's wife to run off with him. But seeing the contested beauty bragging about the affair in front of a TV camera is something else. That said, I can see a day when only homely men will run for public office. If you will consider the many cheating men you have seen commanding the evening news,...
London - (Well-Hung Parliament): The aerial view of its boundaries is unequivocal: from above the Westmonster North constituency traces the outline of a loaded .44 Mangum. And this week an OK Corral-sized shoot-out for the Tory electoral candida...
The Obama administration threw a temper tantrum today, which broke out during the daily press briefing. "We sincerely wish to put an end to bipartisan bickering," said Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. He then pointed his finger and said, "so nobody l...
DENVER, Colorado -- As an advocate for eugenics, former Colorado congressman Tom Tancredo is hardly a trailblazer. He follows in the footsteps of pioneers such as Strom Thurmond, George Wallace and David Duke. But what Tancredo lacks in originality,...
The Ghostbusters (Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddmore) were called out of retirement by the State of New York. It seems that a ghostly apparition seemed to be haunting the Albany offices of one of the state's Senators.
Washington, DC: House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, met with the press and Congressional leaders today to discuss replacing the 2010 mid-term election cycle with a "psychic estimate" of the voters' true intent. "There are just so many distractions and in...
A floating voter has spoken out against all news channels on television including The BBC News and SKY News for being totally undemocratic. Only establishment point of view is allowed there is no Democracy as the same two party system is shoved down...
"They ARE as dumb as white bread," said Rahm Emanuel of Republicans after apologizing for calling some members of his own party, retarded. "I apologize for calling them retarded. It was an insult to all of the, fine, wonderful, and loving retarde...
Today in a stunning 5-4 decision, the forces of truth, justice, democracy, and the American way were rolled back by Tony "The Fixer" Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel "Unitary Executive" Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Chief 'Justice' John Roberts. They...
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