No Wonder US in Trouble! 92% of Obama Cabinet and Closest Advisors Never Had a Real Job!

Written by Morse

Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Obama: the Spooky Empty Suit will leave the scene as he arrived: A total Mystery!

Despite Rapper Jay ZZZs recent assertion that the UK would be better off with a 'leader' like Obama, a recent news article by Business Investor's Daily has confirmed what Most American's know by now... we are being ruined by a cabal of pie in the sky liberals who never held a real job!

The article goes on to detail the type of people surrounding the last 18 presidents, with Republicans leading the way with over 50% of advisors tapped with major business experience. The Kennedy, Clinton Camelot Clique managed a meager 30 percent or so, but the new leader in governing by text book is current ideologue Barack Hussein Obama with 98% of his booster club coming from ' macadamia' (sic) or liberal think tanks.

The mysterious president himself, a product of free tuition, scholarships, and still unsubstantiated performances at a series of tax payer funded educational institutions, is said by former class mates to lack common sense or basic skills.

He is said to be unable to make change, add figures in his head, write a coherent sentence without over using the pronoun "I", unable to pass a mirror without preening, and incapable of speaking extemporaneously.

Having everything provided for him, including sterling grades, the president has surrounded himself with like minded souls, having found he is incapable of social intercourse with the likes of Joe the Plumber, Fred the Maytag repairman, or even UK sports fan Martin Shuttlecock.

Obama, who never owned a car, and certainly couldn't find the dip stick in a 1957 Chevy, is now running Government Motors, (GM).

He can't figure out the correct dosage for aspirins, but is now pushing for control of Health Care.

He keeps the White House at 82 degrees, but wants to Cap our energy usage under severe penalties.

People still don't know how he slipped into the US, but he wants to legalize illegal aliens.

His only common experience as an American, is a supposed interest in Basketball, but it's said to be a ploy to con Black Americans.

He's never made out a check, or balanced a check book, no one knows if he paid back his student loans because they don't know which name he used to get the grants, but he's now in charge of the nation's largest banks, AND wants the government to administer student loans!

He finally got a dog, but the Secret Service walks it, picks up it's poop, feeds it and gives it attention, but now thanks to Al Gore, he wants to regulate Pets' waste to purify our air.

He doesn't want us to waste money on a few bucks spent on vacation time pleasures, but has spent most of HIS time on the road spending OUR money
endlessly campaigning.

He wants the US to bet on him, but everything he touts has CRAPPED OUT despite laying out billions to buy votes.

He's like a hateful spoiled child; despite being told "NO" in no uncertain terms, he continues to rant, have tantrums and persist in self destructive
actions at others expense.

In the same speech he touts raising the deficit $1.9 Trillion, and in the next sentence creates a 'panel' to control spending.

He 'freezes' spending AFTER raising government wages 23%, and expects to be applauded for frugality.

He removes all pictures relating to American History in the White House, including pictures of Washington crossing the Delaware, and replaces them with over 300 framed pictures of himself...changed DAILY by staff.

He disses the Queen and Prime Minister, disdains Winston Churchill, but bows to Saudi Prince.

He can't make up his mind about what to do in Afghanistan, despite making it a focal point in his election campaign, disses the military, but proposes a
'private security' force to 'safeguard' America.

Preens after claiming he created 30,000 'green jobs', while losing 6 million real jobs, and the green jobs refer only to cash part time jobs for unqualified census takers and people given caulking guns and no instructions.

When people talk about reactivating 'the draft', Obama vows to spend more money on Weatherization and buying 'more caulk.'

Historians claim when Obama is finally gone, he'll still be a mystery, he came from out of nowhere, and he'll leave the same way, and no one will even find his fingerprints anywhere in the rubble...The Incredible Invisible Man!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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