Windsor Castle - (Ass Mess): Doctors have ordered a non-resuscitation order to be attached to the Puppet Monarch's medical files following poisoned chalice rumors about Wednesday's state banquet for Nazi appeasing French president Nicholas Sa...
Today a number of people witnessed the queen urinating in a gutter on Downing Street on the way to a meeting with PM Gordon Brown.
In an interesting Career changer HM Elizabeth II has taken up stripping, appearing at stag parties and other celebratory events.
Armagh - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Veteran RUC officers are in a sweat as the Puppet Monarch prepares to commemorate the Spring solstice on Maundy Thursday with a traditional washing of Provos' feet at St Patrick's Church of Ireland Cathedral in...
The Queen today tried to distance herself from comments made in a speech by her Archbishop, Rowan Williams.
London - (Ass Mess): A major security scare is under way as NHS bureaucrats admitted losing NHS files on Princess Anne's 1996 committal to the Maudsley psychiatric hospital and other confidential documents.
By Royal Decree, casual use of the word "queen" will no longer be allowed, Buckingham Palace announced today.
London - (DaftAss Mess): It took a while before the penny dropped...
A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...
London - (Third Reich Mess): People should dress up in Nazi uniforms and goosestep all the way down to Buckingham Palace on the Puppet Monarch's official birthday according to the UK's bird-brain ex-top lawyer Lord Goldsmith.
Sparks were flying at Buckingham Palace yesterday when the Queen was informed that somebody had eaten all her swans.
London - (Ass Mess): Schoolchildren have been given the green light to swear at the cold war tribute act known as the Puppet Monarch.
Returning hero, Prince Harry, has caused a stir by branding his homeland as pants!...
Her Majesty the Queen has reacted angrily to a TV report about the deployment of her grandson Harry in Afghanistan, in which the lad can be heard using foul and abusive gutter English. She has called...
London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...
Sir David Attenborough, the iconic British broadcaster, is to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the BBC for his long and distinguished service to the animal kingdom. He is also to be honoured by the Queen.
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
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