Buckingham Palace - (Northern Rock Bottom Mess): Palace flunkies were out with the smelling salts today after the Queen was told that royal bank Cunts & Co has been nationalised along with its parent company Royal Bank of Snotland. Old Fatty M...
Buckingham Palace - (Wall St Crash-for-Honors Mess): The Queen has had a funny turn after hearing slippery New Labour bumbandit Peter Mandelson has somehow got himself a life peerage without the usual £250,000 bung to the Puppet Throne. Mandelson,...
London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead. The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, w...
London - (9/11 Mess): Hellfire Club numerology buffs have spotted a dire black hole in the UK's Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's fate. It is centred on the traditional end of Ramadan holiday of Eid El Fitr on October 1st which many years of zodiac study...
Metallica, the US heavy metal band, are to play a one-off concert at Buckingham Palace this Saturday the 27th of September, says a Press release on the group's website. The Los Angeles-based outfit have organised the gig to commemorate the 22nd an...
Buckingham Palarse - (Cold War Mess): A tyrannical swine whose spurious republican 'mother's' reign terrorised the UK for over 55 years is facing the chop. The 100 kilo porker's fascist relatives had been keeping Albion in virtual enslavement sinc...
Balmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nikita Khrushchev Mess): NATO bigwigs reckon the IRA Puppet Monarch may not survive the most cataclysmic Autumn Equinox since Alaric, king of the Visigoths, sacked Rome in 410 AD. "She's like some cloven-hooved beastie...
The Queen has said that having Andrew Motion in the post of Poet Laureate has put her 'right orf' poetry for good and that she was only trying to do the 'ungrateful b'ard' a favour. After hearing Motion complain that writing for the Royals cause...
London - (Ass Mess): Sixty eight years to the day when the British King, Queen and eldest daughter Princess Elizabeth all perished in a Luftwaffe raid on Buckingham Palace the omens for the stand-in IRA Puppet Monarch are grim. Indeed, Sunday's N...
Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...
Buckingham Palace has confirmed The Queen will be at Stamford Bridge on Sunday as a VIP guest of Scolari. Since the summer arrival of Felip Scolari Queen Elizabeth 11 has apparently been quite taken by the blues, causing her to shift allegiance f...
Master Chef Gordon Ramsey who is well known throughout the World for his Anglo Saxon Language claims that the Queens Culinary Skills are totally gross. Ramsey and his wife Tana who where recently invited to Buckingham Palace for the Duke of Edinbu...
In a Royal Proclamation, Her Majesty the Queen has announced that she is to recognise the superhuman efforts of Britain's athletes who have taken gold in Beijing. The news was made public as Team GB flew back into the UK today. Recipients of the Q...
Her Majesty the Queen surprised onlookers during a visit to the Cumbrian town of Whitehaven last week, when she met the World Gurning champion Tommy Mattinson, and outgurned him. The Queen was there to "see how the poor people lived", her interest...
A Buckingham Palace memo finalising the arrangements of the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip's forthcoming holiday plans have been leaked, it was announced last night. Plans are afoot for the royal pair to spend one week of their summer holiday at an...
Illegal Igor told last night how the Queen fell on her Royal arse at a banquet at Buckingham Palace when a footman pulled out a chair too far as she went to sit on it. The Russian called it a "famous incident" which gave the staff a secret chuckle...
'Bird on a bike', Victoria Pendleton, won gold in the Womens Pursuit at the Olympic Velodrome, and afterwards, it was revealed that the lyrics to the National Anthem are to be adapted in recognition of her tremendous efforts. The Queen has bowed t...
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