Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 8 October 2008

image for The Queen's Golden Jubilee lead horse's head 'found in Charles's bedroom'
Bunty was nearly blind and had to wear specially adapted contact lenses to pull the royal carriage from Buckingham Palace

London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead.

The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, was found in Prince Charles's four poster at Clarenece House last night.

Police fear the incident may be the culmination of a furious battle between Old Fatty Mountbatten and the Pretender to the Al Qaeda Throne after a fierce summer-long fight for more dosh and exotic foreign engagements.

Today Charles refused to name names or press charges.

However, some courtiers have a theory about why it took him so long to report the incident to the relevant authorities:

"Maybe he mistook old 'Bunty''s head nestling among the pillows for that of Camilla," senior flunkey 'Back Stairs Bob' said today.

"A common mistake round these parts."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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