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Funny story: Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder Misplaces Sunglasses, Regains Sight

Stevie Wonder, the aging, blind, black pianist, had his prayers answered yesterday morning, when he rose from his slumbers to discover that HE COULD SEE AGAIN! Mr Wonder, now 91, woke around 6am to find he had misplaced his huge black sunglasses.

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Funny story: Bush Debuts at Number 1

Bush Debuts at Number 1

George W Bush today celebrated as his debut single "I'm too sexy" entered the billboard chart at number 1.

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Funny story: George Bush Signs Record Deal With Def Jam

George Bush Signs Record Deal With Def Jam

The News of the World - New York, April 20 - After many heated negotiations, George W. Bush has signed a five year contract with Def Jam Records.

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Funny story: John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

John McCain to Join The Beach Boys!

After hearing John McCain sing "bomb, bomb, bomb...bomb, bomb Iran" to the tune of the popular Beach Boy's song, "Barbara Ann", at a campaign rally in So...

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Funny story: Archaeologist Finds Mozart's "Magic Flute"

Archaeologist Finds Mozart's "Magic Flute"

The Magic Flute that inspired Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to compose his opera, Die Zauberflöte (The Magic Flute) was found on a Vienna Beach by archaeologist Prof. Anna L. Dallapiccola, Art Historian, formerly Prof. of Art History, South Asian...

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Funny story: Man turns father into musical instrument

Man turns father into musical instrument

Czech Republic Gazette - In an effort to stave off the inevitable poverty of his family, a young man - Dimitri Ilyava (23) has devoted the last 2 years to perfecting a street act that is labelled as bizarre by some and genius by othe...

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Funny story: Congress adopts legislation on talent-to-looks ratio in recording industry

Congress adopts legislation on talent-to-looks ratio in recording industry

The United States Congress has followed the lead of the Executive Council of the European Union in passing strongly-worded legislation that makes it a crime for record producers to sign contracts with singers based on decisions in which physical appe...

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Funny story: Janis Joplin Performs at the Republican Convention

Janis Joplin Performs at the Republican Convention

Many conservatives found it tasteless to have rock star Janis Joplin perform at the Republican Convention, in front of audiences mostly ages 60 and above, and a large group of politicians such as Dick Cheney, President Bush, and John Ashcroft.

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Funny story: Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Corrs unveil Larry Mullen Jr and shock new image.

Larry Mullen Jr joined the Corrs this week sparking a musical merry go round as U2 scrambled to find a new drummer to finish recording their new album "How to save the world and reduce your tax bill with Honours"...

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Funny story: American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

American Idol : Sanjaya Malakar Voting Fraud Exposed

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(BREAKING NEWS) Sanjaya Malakar, the latest American hopeful destine to be this seasons "American Idol" winner has been exposed as a fraud. Audiences had to endure total degradation o...

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Funny story: 16 reasons why I would NOT want to have a beer with George Bush

16 reasons why I would NOT want to have a beer with George Bush

We'd have to listen to Country & Western music...

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Funny story: Open mic: Music to our ears?

Open mic: Music to our ears?

Cafe owners in the United States and UK have been expressing concern over the quality of open microphone performers at their venues.

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Funny story: Buddy Holly To Reform

Buddy Holly To Reform

Legendary rocker Buddy Holly is to reform thanks to recent medical developments. Holly, who was killed in an air crash in 1959, has been transferred to 'Dr Frank's Stitch-Em-Up-Quick' hospital in New York where he will be pieced together...

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Funny story: Disease Halts Inadequate Musicians

Disease Halts Inadequate Musicians

LAS VEGAS--Several individuals with various disabling ailments are slowly fighting back after it became apparent than no one cares about them. The focus of the group who is calling themselves SEA, Surely and Eventually Able, will be drawing attention...

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Funny story: Dixie Chicks Announce "Triumph of the Chicks Tour"

Dixie Chicks Announce "Triumph of the Chicks Tour"

To a hushed crowd of street people gathered at the foot of the equestrian statue of George Washington, in Union Square, New York City, the Dixie Chicks announced their "Triumph of the Chicks Tour."...

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Funny story: Was Beethoven Deaf?

Was Beethoven Deaf?

Ludwig van Beethoven (?-1847) who was possibly one of the greatest composers of slow boring music with occasional meaningless moments may not have slowly gone deaf as has always been thought.

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Funny story: M.T.V, Announces "Greatest Song Ever Written"

M.T.V, Announces "Greatest Song Ever Written"

M.T.V. announced the winner of it's "All Time Greatest Song" Award yesterday. It was a close call between "Greensleeves" which has given the gift of timelessness to countless Generations, and "My Humps" by the Blac...

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