In the midst of the recent problems on Wall Street, Barack Obama has experienced a surge in the polls. America, it seems, feels more comfortable with Obama than John Mccain when it comes to handling a financial crisis. "I definitely will be vot...
Chicago/Sun Times - Responding to constituents' cries for cash to get through the week, the Presidential Candidate pledged relief by announcing a new chain of pawn shops will open in Major cities in the US backed by a coalition of Democratic Mayors...
Washington,DC/ Wall Street Journal - Secretary of the Treasury, Henry Paulson, today proposed a national lottery to dispose of a significant amount of sub prime mortgages in default. Paulson's plan would mandate that state lotteries no longer use...
Legendary actor, philanthropist, and all-round good guy Paul Newman has died at age 83 from complications due to cancer and clogged arteries as a result of a lifetime of red meat consumption. He was well-known for his classic quip, "Why go out for ha...
Alastair Darling was disappointed when his plan to revive the UK economy failed late on Friday. "I had 4 numbers on the Euromillions and 1 lucky star." said Alastair. "If I had got the other main number and another lucky star we'd have been laughi...
Seattle, Washington - Today, a spokesmen for JPMorgan Chase confirmed that the WaMu children are indeed missing, so, authorities have been asked to issue an AMBER Alert to help locate them. The WaMu children were present on their website before t...
High street pawnbrokers Cash Converters today revealed they were behind the $700 billion dollar bail out of the US banks. Several US national monuments are being put up for collateral including the Lincoln Memorial, the Statue of Liberty and Mount...
In the wake of the economic meltdown Americans are flocking in droves to Mexico. Mexican drug cartels, farmers, and unions are fed up with Americans taking jobs such as drug trafficking, grape picking, and dishwashing. Mr. Harley B. Davidson s...
Following lengthy investigations, the cause of the Worldwide Credit Crunch has been traced to a chip shop in Carlisle. Its been discovered that the shop's owner, Mongoe Gongoe, has been selling his chips for only 3p per bag with free ketchup! M...
Seattle, Washington - Fearing that Washington Mutual corporate executives wishing to avoid an FBI investigation by escaping their mortal coils, Seattle police had to surround the Space Needle in Seattle, Washington with nets as precautionary measure...
There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for all the millions who are suffering from obesity. If experts are to be believed, inflation in the pri...
Mumbai - Broker Ashwini Gujral advised small investors to keep their calm, even as Sensex plunged by another 400 points today. "Small investors need not panic every time there is a sharp fall in the markets. Leave the panic to professionals like u...
US President George Bush, mastermind of the world-wide war on terror, in his last few months in office, has opened a new front in his relentless drive against enemies of mankind. Last night, in a prime-time televised speech seeking public support for...
New York, New York - Stocks rose moderately before falling farther on the news that a toy-manufacturing company is following in the footsteps of billionaire Warren Buffett in restoring faith in turbulent financial markets. Only not by investing a com...
Chester Weasley, former Chief Executive Operator of Schiester, Skimim, and Snark, a government bailed out banking and loan institute, was pulled from an unemployment line and tarred and feathered. Mr. Weasley was attempting to collect on his unemploy...
The American Bail Out is just what America needs. A Massive 700 billion dollar attempt to devalue the dollar and create more debt will free up the financial markets of Bankers, so they can continue to engage in risky practices and unethical techniques. Many people think reform and regulation is the answer, not for America, risk and uncertainty only works in this Nation. Capitalism work...
Rove driven Bush propaganda has rushed the US into completely unnecessary war and first amendment busting torture tactics all under the psychological manipulation of fear. The fear card is once again being played on what one might think would be a mo...
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