New York City - The nation is sleeping through the wrong American Dream, and needs only to wake up to avoid the nightmarish problems it is facing. "If you don't think you're dreaming, examine the evidence that proves otherwise," said Kilgore Trout...
SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen has reportedly been emailing Lindsay Lohan and telling her that he truly understands what she is going through and that he wants to be her BFF (Best Friend Forever). According to Bedroom Pillow Talks Carolina Chipotle,...
A Mexican hotel maid underwent successful surgery to restore her face three months after a brutal attack by the legendary Chupacabra. The 19 hour surgery involved complete reconstruction of facial bone and cartilage, as well as transplantation and gr...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Charlie Sheen may have lost his two goddesses but he more than made up for it with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller. The former happy couple looked happy again as Charlie whisked "Brooky" away to Cabo San Lucas to celebrate her...
CATALINA ISLAND - Charlie Sheen recently said that he no longer misses his two former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin and that he has burned all of the clothes items, shoes, and padded bras that they both left behind. He says that he re...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After years of carrying on in an abusive environment Mother Nature has finally caught up with the poor, little, rich, troubled starlet known as Lindsay Lohan. Lohan who has spent the past few years crossing the lines of what is l...
SHERMAN OAKS - The man who went from having two goddesses to being totally goddess-less now says that he realizes that the two were only using him to advance their own careers. Charlie Sheen has lots of nicknames but one that perhaps fits him the...
It's official. The Charlie Sheen character on One and a Half Men will be killed off at the beginning of the show's season opener on September 19. Producer Chuck Lorre is tight-lipped about how the character, Charlie Harper, is going to meet his fate. But we have our sources. Following are the top 10 possibilities that are being considered: 10. His brother nags him to death. 9. He'll go whi...
Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new instalment of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5. However, a term in his rather lucrative contract states that Channel 5 must rename the sho...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump confided to a close business associate that after seeing how popular Gary "The Space Alien" Busey was on last season's edition of Celebrity Apprentice he knew he had to try to do something to top it. And the man with the G...
Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen, the man who threw away the number one comedy show in America (Two and A Half Men) and who recently lost both of his goddesses along with lots of common sense brain cells [double negative alert!] cannot stand not to be in...
In the aftermath of a vicious and disarming attack against a Southern California man, authorities in Garden Grove, California are warning citizens about what they are calling the "imminent threat of copy cat crimes." Catherine Kieu Becker's bail w...
ENSENADA, Mexico - It appears that Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen may just have gotten over the heartbreak of having lost both of his "Goddesses." Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the ex-Two and Half Men star was seen having a 'sandtastic' t...
Following the recent announcement of Charlie Sheen for the new Sit-Com "Anger Management", Katie Holmes was confirmed to play Sheen's foil in the series, albeit with seven detailed pages of contingencies attached to the deal. In a surprise alignme...
Nutty fruitcake and general winner, Charlie 'they named it after me' Sheen has been kicked out of the Scientology movement for being too much of a nut job. "I was asked to pass on the bad news," said Scientology's leading light, Tom Cruise. "Me an...
SHERMAN OAKS - It is no secret by now that Charlie "Fruit Salad" Sheen is to common sense what Sarah Palin is to geography. The two know deep down inside that they are in all actuality perfect examples of the term invented years ago by then Vice-P...
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