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Funny story: Exclusive: Bernie Madoff Interview

Exclusive: Bernie Madoff Interview

Disgraced investor Bernard Madoff remains free on bail after a judge rejected an attempt by prosecutors revoke his bail for mailing more than one-million dollars in jewels to family and friends. While Madoff remains in his 7-million dollar penthouse, Kevin Vandenbroek conducted this exclusive interview with Madoff as he remained under house arrest. KV: Thank you for agreeing to this intervi...

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Funny story: Clinton Grilled on Madoff's Library Contributions

Clinton Grilled on Madoff's Library Contributions

Washington AC/DC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): The Senate Foreign Relations Committee has grilled Obama Secretary of State-nominee Hillary Clinton over the size of Bernie Madoff's 'charitable' donations to her husband's presidential library. "I'm guessing...

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Funny story: Bernard Madoff - The Most Hated Man Since Adolph Hitler

Bernard Madoff - The Most Hated Man Since Adolph Hitler

YONKERS, New York - Disgraced financier Bernard Madoff is accused of duping investors out of as much as $50 billion in a giant Ponzi scheme. A reporter for The Baltimore Express Times News spoke with several high profile individuals who had invest...

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Funny story: Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser

Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Disgraced Ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff has told the FBI his hedge fund tips all came from long-term sleeping partner Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei. Jefri, 69, is a fugitive from justice after Briti...

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Funny story: Madoff Hands Off Investment Arm to Al Gore: Church of England Buys in for Millions!

Madoff Hands Off Investment Arm to Al Gore: Church of England Buys in for Millions!

London/ Icelandic Times - Admitting defeat, financial guru Bernie Madoff officially threw in the towel and turned over the reigns to his official title of "Mister Green the Money Machine" to Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al "Tubby" Gore and his boutique...

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Funny story: Israeli vengeance on Madoff's rogue Hamas astrologer tips

Israeli vengeance on Madoff's rogue Hamas astrologer tips

Tel Aviv - (Gaza Strip Poker Mess): A rogue Hamas astrologer whose crap financial advice bankrupted Mossad Pension Fund ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff may have sparked off Israel's remorseless bombing of Palestinian sites. On Sunday Israeli Prim...

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Funny story: Bernard Madoff Changes Guilty Plea

Bernard Madoff Changes Guilty Plea

Bernard Madoff, who recently confessed to having swindled up to $50 billion from investors and hedge fund managers, has dramatically changed his plea. Madoff, 70, currently under house arrest, and forced to wear an electronic tag, now claims that...

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Funny story: Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

Obama to Bail Out Federal Government

President-Elect Barack Obama announced a plan to bail out the federal government Tuesday morning. He appears to have broad bipartisan congressional support. The federal government has committed trillions of dollars to assisting banks, car companie...

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Funny story: Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

Massive dreidel-shaped Hannukah UFO appears over Madoff's Lipstick Building

New York - (Ponzi Ponce Mess): "At first we thought it was giant inflatable dreidel," neighbors of Ponzi-scam trickster Bernard Madhoff said today following reports of an ominous Hannukah UFO seen hovering over the disgraced trader's Lipstick Buildin...

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Funny story: Banks latest scam - Madoff revealed as poor OAP in Scunthorpe

Banks latest scam - Madoff revealed as poor OAP in Scunthorpe

In a bizarre twist last night, the latest revelations that the banks were duped by a multi-billionaire American fraudster have themselves been revealed as a fraudulent scam. Global financial institutions claim to have lost billions on a pyramid inve...

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Funny story: 'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

'Ghostbusters' link to missing space/time phenomenon at Madoff's Pig-in-Lipstick Building business orifices

Off-the-Wall-St, NY - (OMFG! Mess): Disgraced hedge fun fraudster Bernard Madoff has blamed an erratic space/time warp continuum surrounding his business orifices at the Pig in Lipstick Building in Midtown Manhattan's Turd Avenue for the missing $50...

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Funny story: 'Madoff made off with my dosh' sobs Nicola Whorelicks

'Madoff made off with my dosh' sobs Nicola Whorelicks

Canary Warp - (Sorry Ass Mess): City darling and financial wonder woman Nicola Whorelicks told a press conference today she is gutted at losing $500 million to an innovative Off-the-Wall St Ponzi scheme run by George Bush's personal hedge fund manage...

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