By viewing someone's clothing & personal effects, we may infer what the owner is. This can be applied to the original creator, le Dieu, too. Closely watching nature's exotic flowers, colorful bids, nice looking animals, etc, we can presume le Dieu to be an art lover. Moreover, it looks like, la Dieu, oops, is crazy for plays. She enjoys watching birds' nesting so much that she puts a pinch...
In an amazing feat of escapism, equal only to the exploits of Houdini, Italian Prime Minister Silly Burlesque has won a vote of confidence in his Parliament by 3 votes. Shortly after the vote Silly was seen taking two women who had surprisingly vo...
Citing 'humanitarian compassion' conjoined coalition co-captain Nick Clegg granted a pass to Wikileaks in hiding founder Julian Assange arranging extradition to Libya due to Assange's declaration he only had 'weeks to live!" Clegg took the extraor...
In a slight rush of hypocrisy and over zealous Christian values the Italian seaside resort, Castellammare di Stabia, has banned mini-skirts, building sandcastles (?), snogging in cars, feeding stray "pussies" and the wearing of wooden clogs(?). "S...
A stunning, beautiful, but very kinky, Italian female teacher has been banned from teaching further until it's proven that she has put her past career "behind" her, starring in kinky, sexy films! Parents are outraged at the Catholic school in Mila...
Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at George Clooney's Vila in Bellagio,...
The 1920s saw the introduction of the Red Scare in Europe, as Communism spread from Russia and threatened to engulf everything short of a small town roughly the size of an average Walmart. Now it's the fear of Red Sludge which is breaking out acro...
Italy's right-wing Northern League party has put forward a bill calling for the burkha to be banned in public. The bill comes just weeks after France made the controversial veil illegal on security grounds. If it is passed, observers reckon the pr...
Former members of the Royal Navy, including the famously deceased, could be heard reacting with outrage today after a scheme was announced to share naval responsibilities with THE FRENCH under the guise of reining in military expenses. A rumble wa...
Driving in Italy is about to get a lot safer and more stylish as the country launches a new Highway Code. Italian traffic authorities have been concerned about the anarchic nature of driving in the cities and on the autostrade for some time. T...
Apparently, French Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, is spitting bullets at the leaked news concerning his love rival, Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi, 73! Quite apart from having a better name than his Mr Sarkozy is well pissed regarding disclosures of t...
PUNTA TRAGARA, Italy - Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday with her new boyfriend, or more accurately her new 'unemployed' boyfriend Eric Johnson. Johnson, an ex New Orleans Saints football player, who was let go two years ago because he...
Footballing minnows, New Zealand, last night emerged as the new favourites to win the World Cup after their hard-fought and well-deserved point in their 1-1 draw with current world champions Italy in Nelspruit. The workmanlike Kiwis staked their c...
Italy becomes the latest European country to announce tough austerity measures in an effort to reduce its deficit. Here are some of the measures to be instituted presto: 1) All fettuccini will be half as long as before to save on labor costs 2) Old underwear instead of costly corks to stopper Chianti fiaschi 3) Increased use of garlic breath as an alternative energy source 4) La...
Italy have at last come clean about their country and after all these years of attempting to hide the truth, they decided to 'come out of their closets, rapido". President Berlusconi on Italian TV (very corrupt) told the world the secret that ever...
Italy has arrested 3 Google top Exec's for "GOOGLING IT"! Now all over the world people all GOOGLE IT but in IT-ALY there is a law against "GOOGLING IT" at the wrong time, "Mama's making spaghetti time" whereby all internet activity is forbidden when...
Police arrested a pair of Italian brothers at an incident in a Hayling Island Pizza shop in the early hours of this morning. The brothers, Guiseppe and Guillermo Goombah, who gave home addresses in the city of Palermo, on the island of Sicily were...
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