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Funny story: 666 Irish criminals in UK jails

666 Irish criminals in UK jails

London - (Ass Mess): The UK's Daily Fascist newspaper has reported that there are 666 Irish criminals languishing in British jails who should be deported to somewhere where they can't inflict themselves on the UK taxpayer.

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Funny story: Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

His Holiness The Pope has changed the face of Caribbean beach parties for ever. Because in a sensational move he has abolished Limbo.

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Funny story: Virgin sighting prompts Irish village to be renamed Fort of the Harlot

Virgin sighting prompts Irish village to be renamed Fort of the Harlot

Doom, County Limerick - (Ass Mess): After a spate of unexlpained Virgin sightings above the skies of the tiny Irish hamlet of Doom in Co Limerick the local council has voted to revert to their village's old Celtic name of Dun Bleisce which nation...

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Funny story: AskFrFred44Giveness Has Guest Confessor for Holy Week!

AskFrFred44Giveness Has Guest Confessor for Holy Week!

With The Very Mostest Reverend Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin on his usual Passion Week ski vacation and High Holy Days Carnival Cruise, thespoof has managed to get none other than Catholic Cleric and Romance Novelist and Sociologist and Irish bullshit artist, Andy Da Greedy.

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Funny story: Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...

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Funny story: Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname

South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...

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Funny story: IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

IRA : We were better than Al Qa'ida

Belfast- Today on the steps of the historic Stormont castle, seat of the Northern Ireland assembly, Gerry Adams leader of the IRA's political wing, Sinn Fein, declared from his beard to waiting reporters that he had an important communique from t...

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Funny story: Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Irish police admit they are 'losing the war against craic'

Garda Chief, Paddy-Joe O'Donnell, has admitted to 'The Spoof' that they are losing the war against 'craic'.

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Funny story: Dubai International Capital Set Their Sights On Irish Camogie Team

Dubai International Capital Set Their Sights On Irish Camogie Team

Dubai International Capital (DIC), the state owned investment company currently in negotiations with Premiership football team Liverpool have today revealed their interest in ladies Camogie team Clonkill Curlers.

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Funny story: Ireland develops "Spud Missile"

Ireland develops "Spud Missile"

Dublin, Ireland - The Irish Institute of Potato Technology announced today that they have developed a new weapons defense system known as "The Spud Missile". This system is classified as a non-lethal defense system designed to deter and di...

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Funny story: Cullen Signals Return To Steam

Cullen Signals Return To Steam

In a radical new departure Irish Minister For Transport & Announcements, Martin Cullen T.D, has unveiled a five hundred year plan to bring steam back to Ireland.

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Funny story: MI5 Uncover Irish Link In Terror Plot

MI5 Uncover Irish Link In Terror Plot

Sources close to M15 have revealed that there may be an Irish connection to the alleged terror plot against US Aircraft flying from the UK.

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Funny story: O'Leary Threatens World Domination

O'Leary Threatens World Domination

Reports are coming in that a videotape made by Michael O'Leary, CEO of Irish No-Bullshit Airline Ryanair is hitting the newsdesks of the world.

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Funny story: Irish Psychiatrist Discovers Terrorist Gene

Irish Psychiatrist Discovers Terrorist Gene

Up to 15% of Irish people have terrorist thoughts and the single most important factor associated with such thoughts is a frustrated mood, according to Professor Thick Casty, Consultant Psychiatrist at the Madder Hospital in Dublin.

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Funny story: Irish Crime Downturn Heightens Concern

Irish Crime Downturn Heightens Concern

Figures released yesterday from the Irish Central Statistics Office have shown a dramatic decrease in crime of over 40%, while many welcomed the results, several professional and representative bodies have expressed concern with this apparent downtur...

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Funny story: Keano Spotted in Glasgow Move..!!!

Keano Spotted in Glasgow Move..!!!

Former Manchester United midfielder and (non) resident Irish mentalist Roy Keane has today been spotted moving his family to Glasgow.

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

Jamie Oliver & Brian O'Driscoll revealed to be same person

A shocking new investigation has uncovered evidence that one of Britain's top TV chefs has been masquerading as the captain of the Irish Ruby Union team, the mercurial blonde bombshell, Brian O'Driscoll.

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