Hollywood, California - The script for the first show of a new T.V. series to be hosted by hoity-toity Piers Morgan has been leaked to the Press. The new show is to be called America's Got Guns and features exciting audience interaction. The scri...
John Terry the former England international and current Chelsea captain, who has been at the epicentre of recent racial abuse allegations, has been the inspiration of a new initiative by anti-racism campaigners which has become known as the Kick Him...
A controversial new theory has been unveiled to provide a new reason for the Pennines, the range of hills in the UK that are home to - at any one time - three thousand lost ramblers. The mainstream theory is that Scotland banged into England, and...
Premier League front-runners Swansea today admitted they are planning an appeal should they banned from playing in the Champions League next season. A spokesman for UEFA confirmed it would be a problem for Swansea to represent England in the Champ...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock has added his negligible weight to the pre-match analysis ahead of tonight's Italy v England Euro 2012 quarter final clash in Kiev. Relaxing quietly at his Titchfield home, sipping a cold one and sparking his thirtiet...
Head of world football, Sepp Blatter, has finally accepted that the time is right to introduce goal-line technology (GLT) into the game following England's progress into the Euro 2012 quarter-finals last night. The FIFA president tweeted that he f...
On the back of an unfancied England team's 3-2 victory over Sweden in Kiev last night, with goals from Andy Carroll, Theo Walcott and Danny Welbeck, UK bookies Gladbooks have made England the favourites to win just about everything - from the Greek e...
Chancellor Angela Merkel and Prime Minister David Cameron have clashed this afternoon in Berlin over the Euro Zone crisis. The British Prime Minister, arrived in Berlin for an urgent meeting to urge Angela Merkel to quickly sort out the Euro Zone...
Scotland is to be ejected from the UK. In a totally unforeseen step, David Cameron has decided that Britain might do all right without Scotland after all. "The Scots have routinely expressed contempt for the rest of the UK, especially the English...
Tens of thousands of England football fans last night snubbed the warm up friendly match against Norway, preferring instead to watch Engelbert in Eurovision. It's been 46 years since England won anything worthwhile, and despite the appointment of...
Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey. "Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
Stuart Pearce in the postmatch interview: "Well we got off to a decent start, but I think getting the third before half time was where we went wrong. It's always better to go in at 2-0 rather than 3. I made a few changes and they didn't seem to have the desired effect. Espescially after just 10 seconds in the 2nd half we went down to 10. My tactic of playing a second goalie then backfired, I was u...
Venlo, Holland: Leading up to tomorrow's friendly game, England v Holland, a major domestic crime took place in Venlo. Ex-patriot and infamous spoofer, J.D.One, was talking about the glory days when England actually beat the Dutch 4-1 (a long, long t...
LOS ANGELES - The stars of the Staples Center in Los Angeles are usually dressed in basketball uniforms as it is the home arena of the NBA Los Angeles Lakers. But on Sunday the Staples Center was the home to The 54th Annual Grammy Awards. And t...
Football fans all over England - but mainly in East London, like dahn Bethnal Green, Whitechapel, Plaistow and Bow and that innit - are cock a hoop that, following the departure of the Italian sophisticate, Fabio Capello, it looks highly likely that...
It was revealed by insiders at the FA today that following an inability to win anything for 42 years with the full-time managers they would adopt the successful and well worn television trick of inviting a guest manager for each match. "The guest...
John Terry refused to resign as England captain as he did not have the legs to stand down, according to a source close to the player. The Chelsea skipper, who received a date for his trial on charges of racial abuse, would have needed to undergo a...
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