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Funny story: Beyoncé performs for Gadafi

Beyoncé performs for Gadafi

In a move that has sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, it has come to light that Beyoncé Knowles, otherwise known as simply Beyoncé, has performed for the Libyan Head Honcho, Colonel Gadafi and his son Hannibal. The singer repute...

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Funny story: Kanye West Ban from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

Kanye West Ban from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah

Los Angeles, California - Continuing his reign of domestic terror, Kanye West was last seen being ejected from Little Joey Goldberg's Bar Mitzvah at the Masonic Temple off Wilshire blvd., Los Angeles, California. He was forcibly removed after he took...

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Funny story: Pope Appoints Kanye West as Maximus Coitus Interruptus Envoy to the Vatican

Pope Appoints Kanye West as Maximus Coitus Interruptus Envoy to the Vatican

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has announced today that he has decided to appoint Kanye West as his special envoy to the Vatican spreading the message of the Catholic doctrine concerning the Church's position on the only acceptable method of birth...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Van Owners Threatened By Beyonce's Mafia Hoodlums

Ice Cream Van Owners Threatened By Beyonce's Mafia Hoodlums

In the UK it has been revealed that the owners/operators of ice cream vans have reported an eighty percent increase in intimidation and racketeering by mafia hoodlums allegedly on the payroll of American megastar Beyonce Knowles. It would appear t...

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Funny story: Beyonce and Jay Z receive devastating news

Beyonce and Jay Z receive devastating news

Hollywood, CA - Current King and Queen of pop, Beyonce Knowles and Jay Z Zee were last week delivered devastating news by their private accountant: the couple, like many other Hollywood couples, have taken a giant loss in earnings in the past financi...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama To Guest With Take That At The O2 Arena

Michelle Obama To Guest With Take That At The O2 Arena

From our Washington DC correspondent, Da Man - She's made a bigger impact than her husband since he was inaugurated - Vogue covers, global press interest, fashion icon - and news has reached us that Michelle Obama is all set to extend her influence b...

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Funny story: Beyonce Has Original Idea - Jay Z Steps Back In Amazement

Beyonce Has Original Idea - Jay Z Steps Back In Amazement

The fact that Beyonce Knowles today had an original idea left the showbiz elite in La La Land in tatters. "I don't believe a word of this," Shakira told me. "That woman's been imitating me since at least the year 2002." Jennifer Lopez joined in...

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Funny story: Beyonce gets mad with Jay-Z

Beyonce gets mad with Jay-Z

World famous singers Beyonce and Jay-Z are not speaking to each other following Beyonce's last performance for Barack Obama. Jay-Z did not compliment Beyonce after her performance on her hair, clothes, shoes or jewellery. She was said to be "hear...

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Funny story: Girls Aloud Are Crap Says 60's R&B Legend

Girls Aloud Are Crap Says 60's R&B Legend

60's R&B legend Nellie Cricket today launched an astonishing attack on female singers and girl bands by stating uniquivocally that "they're all crap." Nellie Cricket, a legendary R&B vocalist who worked clubs and pubs in the Kidderminster...

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Funny story: Beyonce's Booty Missing in Australian Bush

Beyonce's Booty Missing in Australian Bush

According to latest reports from the land down-under, police and local bush men are in the process of scouring the scrub in search of Beyonce's booty. Beyonce had decided to take a sabbatical and camp out with Jay-Z after a hard days filming as N...

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Funny story: Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Obama declares Beyoncé's musical chart topper 'To the Left, To the Left' as his official 2008 Presidential campaign theme song

Washington, D.C. - Barack Obama has announced today that Beyoncé's popular musical chart topper, "To the Left, To the Left," is now his official 2008 Presidential campaign song. However, the decision to go with the song caused a rift i...

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Funny story: Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

London - (Ass Mess): Prince William has received a CD of Beyonce and Shakira's Number One hit single Beautiful Liar.

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Funny story: Ashley Simpson to Appear in Dreamgirls 2

Ashley Simpson to Appear in Dreamgirls 2

Beyonce who dropped 20 pounds for her blockbuster role in Dreamgirls went "Oh no she's NOT" after learning that producers, now working on Dreamgirls 2 were considering adding Jessica's lip-syncing little sister Ashley to th...

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Funny story: Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

Naked Britney's Panties Eat Priscilla Presley's Sex Party Video For Beyonce's Sex Tape Shame

That's the type of thing top people could be reading over their cornflakes and coffee in the new year if plans go ahead.

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Funny story: Beyonce Knowles Named Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford

Beyonce Knowles Named Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford

OXFORD - Singer Beyonce Knowles will become a Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford beginning in Michaelmas term, 2007, the college announced today.

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Funny story: Beyonce: 'Mom, I'm a BIG girl now, stop following me AROUND'

Beyonce: 'Mom, I'm a BIG girl now, stop following me AROUND'

Witnesses say the camel's back was officially snapped when last night at an LA concert Tina Knowles, mother of Beyonce Knowles grabbed the mike from Beyonce and did her own rendition of "Big wheel keep on TURN'n, PROUD Mary Keeps on BUR...

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Funny story: Janet to Beyonce: Are You Trying to Copy Me?

Janet to Beyonce: Are You Trying to Copy Me?

Janet Jackson is accusing Beyonce Knowles of copycatting her style. The 38-year-old singer/actress/dancer recently fired a series of shots at the Destiny's Child songbird, and she even made a list to back it up.

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