The fact that Beyonce Knowles today had an original idea left the showbiz elite in La La Land in tatters.
"I don't believe a word of this," Shakira told me. "That woman's been imitating me since at least the year 2002."
Jennifer Lopez joined in the wave of disbelief, telling me: "She wears the same clothes as I do, but after I do. That woman is just a fake without an original idea in her head."
Soul legend Tina Turner said: "Man she's ripped us all off, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Cierra, Diana Ross, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Gary Glitter, Slade, David Bowie, Cher, Mike Yarwood, Tommy Cooper, even Skoob1999 off the Spoof.com"
It seems that nobody believes Beyonce ever had an original thought.
Osama Bin Laden is expected to send a tape to Al Jazeera expressing his disbelief that Beyonce had an original idea.
Marvin Gaye is said to be rotating steadily in his grave.
More as we get it.
