Shitehall, London: (Bonfire Night Mess): Tuesday's State Opening of Parliament has been cancelled after apocryphal soothsayers' documents were found in a Westminster Abbey crypt.
An ominous crow seen flying around the house of commons in the last few weeks is thought to be the animal form of former PM Tony Blair.
Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...
It has been announced today that there will be a major energy shake up in the both the Houses of Commons and Lords shortly.
In a hugely controversial move, Gordon Brown, who has been Prime Minister of Britain for 10 years, finally allowed MPs to be gay, cavort around parks naked, and receive erotic love letters from their constituents.
EU commissioner Peter Mandelson today defended his controversial new autobiography, "I took it my way" by saying he had every right to tell the story of his meteoric rise through the corridors of Westminster power and of the love that dare...
Westminster - Friends of ex Liberal democrat leader, Charles Kennedy are said to be "extremely concerned" by the flame haired politician's recent bizarre public behaviour and pronounced slur, which many commentators in and around Westmi...
Under the pressure of the new EU legislative body, Dutch parliament rushed to catch up with the new anti-prostitution laws. However as Jaan Van Houten told exclusively to our reporters last week, "existing prostitutes will not be left to die on...
Prime ministerial hopeful, Conservative leader David Cameron today told the legendary Journalist, Sir David "soft question" Frost, that under a future Conservative government the nation's vast army of gays and blacks will have to should...
Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...
A row erupted in the House of Commons last night, proper big style, over the Big Brother affair and carry on and that.
It was red faces all around again for British security forces when it was announced yesterday that a Chinese nuclear submarine had been monitoring Parliament for the last six months. The sub had apparently been submerged in the River Thames, adjacent...
Bournemouth - (Associated Mess): Ancient arcane rituals behind the scientific formula to select Tory Members of Parliament have been revealed at today's opening session of the Conservative Party Conference in Bournemouth, following media accusat...
The British people were waking up to the shock news this morning that the mother of all democracies has been repossessed by bailiffs following the non-payment of loans secured against future peerages by the previous tenant, believed to be a Mr T. Bl...
In a stunning electoral upset, the small burrough of Nowherecester, Rutland has, for the first time in British history, elected a non-existant person to represent them in Parliament.
Iraqi's Parliament today made it illegal to "blow yourself up" with the intent of "blowing everyone around you" up. "We hope this new law will stop folks from blowing EVERYBODY up." Some analysts express doubts th...
After another week of wrangling, Shi'ite and Kurdish groups have finally reached a draft agreement on exactly how the deck chairs should have been arranged on the Titanic.
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