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Funny story: Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person

Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person

Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.

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Funny story: Bush Tax Plan: Give Em a Break

Bush Tax Plan: Give Em a Break

George W. Bush has announced a new program to stimulate economic growth in America's manufacturing sector.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Shocker

Schwarzenegger Shocker

Sources close to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger say that he will confirm reports from a German newspaper saying that he is the love child of the late Joseph P. Kennedy, patriarch of America's first family of politics. They also say that S...

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Funny story: Fox Beats Bush

Fox Beats Bush

Mexican President Vicente Fox beat the crap of American President George W. Bush on the opening day of the Summit of America's. The altercation took place after George Bush, apparently mistaking President Fox for a waiter, asked him for a soft shell...

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Funny story: Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

Bush claims Mars oil fields for America

NASA officials have admitted that finding evidence of water is not the primary goal of the latest mission to Mars.

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Funny story: Stupid Slogans

Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

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Funny story: Crime Down, But Don't Worry, Says Bush

Crime Down, But Don't Worry, Says Bush

The FBI reported today that America's murder rate rose a disappointing 1.1% in the first six months of 2003. Worse, the overall crime rate in the United States actually fell 3.1%, one of the worst showings in the last decade.

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Funny story: Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

A recent poll from the Defence Department of Statistics (DDS) has concluded the number one difficulty of being a homosexual in America, is deciding who will assume the 'bitch' role in the relationship.

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Funny story: Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European. The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.

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Funny story: Ned runs for Governor

Ned runs for Governor

A young teenager from Greenock near Glasgow has surprised America and begun a campaign to run for Governor of Florida.

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Funny story: Handicapped, Or Reluctant Stunt-Men?

Handicapped, Or Reluctant Stunt-Men?

With the economy the way it is, it's a shame to see so many untapped natural resources, right here in America.

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Funny story: US Launches Attack on Iceland

US Launches Attack on Iceland

In a shocking speech early this morning, President of America George Bush announced that the American army would be launching an attack on Iceland. The world looks on as America once again makes an attack on an opponent that is not fully equipped to...

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Funny story: US Facing Real Energy Crisis

US Facing Real Energy Crisis

Everyone always said that it was only a matter of time before the United States ran out of electricity. And that time is now upon us - or at least it will be soon. Washington was notified of the emergency just days ago and has been rushing around,...

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Funny story: America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

America Faces A New Threat: Ajax

Patrons of a Bedford Stuyvesant White Castle fast-food restaurant in Brookly, NY, were shocked when they found traces of powdered Ajax throughout the establishment.

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Funny story: Old Firm to join Rollerball League

Old Firm to join Rollerball League

As confusion hangs over their entry into the English Premiership, Celtic and Rangers have turned elsewhere in their desperate attempt to finish 7th and 8th in the league by moving to America to join one of the successful Rollerball leagues.

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