Over-paid TV bosses have finally listened to the public and have agreed to bring back "titty humour'. In a bid to boost the ratings of flagging TV programmes the ludicrous 'political correctness' ban has now been lifted. 'TV Dross' Pitiful 'rea...
The Ghost of Charles Dickens has challenged the Ghost of Christmas Past to a no-holes barred, bare-knuckle fist fight. "Dead Dickens has simply had enough with the Ghost of Christmas Past 'dissin and bad-moufin' 'im" a close spectre friend of the...
Members of the BNP have recently voted sultry "Olive" from the hit seventies sit-com "ON THE BUSES" the traditional British Beauty. "Hollywood blasted" Members of the party blasted the media and Hollywood for "brain-washing" UK women into foll...
The controversial political leader has made a stand for English people, by bravely passing "the dutchie" on the right-hand side. "Nick knows where it's at" Right-wing Nicky told the 'Scoop', " Before all these foreigners flooded into the UK fro...
Chronically pregnant British Celebrity Mum Davina McCloud (wife of fictional 70's TV Cowboy sleuth Dennis Mcloud) is to peddle her own after-birth on an online auction website. "Sexy Lady" The Gorgeous 49 year old hook-nosed mother of fifteen h...
"Hero" tabloid journalist was being mourned world-wide after dying suddenly on his commode. Stewart "Danny Boy" Maclaine, 33 3/4 years old finally succumbed to a chronic illness and passed away while defecating on his commode; which is an old fashion...
Phil "Aled/Tom" Jones the UK producer of a pot-boiling Reality TV shows, such as "Big Bruvver Litle Sista " has revealed he is to star in a new "piss-stain" of a reality TV show. "Piss-Poor pun for a TV programme" "House of the Rising Gun" se...
Gentleman thug Otis "tofty" Ferry floored Gary "vile disgraced, desperate, dung-eating, disease-ridden, pop-pervert" Glitter in a "bizzare" and "arousing" media demon street brawl. Eye-witnesses were shocked to see "fox-fondling" Otis g...
In an amazing twist of fate Michael "Seinfeld why did it end?" Richards is to wed sultry young soultress Rhianna. Michael best known for his role as Kramer and shoving forks up the asses of those who do not resemble him stated "She is the best thi...
The Spoof can exclusively reveal that the Disgraced Pop Paedo Pervert Gary Glitter will be recording in the studio with disgraced dirty disciple Judas Iscariot. Judas "Thirty Pieces" Isacriot An insider who has never met Judas or Gary told th...
In a sensational bizzare twist the "Daily Spoof" can reveal a UK tabloid Journo has actually "written" a real story. The last time this phenomenon was witnessed in the UK dates back to 1901 when Queen Victoria popped her clogs. The headline at t...
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