The enigmatic moon man has successfully predicted several earthquakes in New Zealand as well as the Japanese Tsunami and the grounding of ships off the coast of the Isle of Wight. The charismatic moon whisperer is able to predict these events by exa...
A new gaff prone woman politician is gaining in popularity and wants to run for US president. Daffy Michele was thought of something as a joke until recently when she has gained prominence. The conspiracy mad 'Tea Party' member has some very st...
The former bishop of Saint David's Diocese in Wales has married his former 'bishop's chaplain', Mandy Williams Potter. Bishop Carl was forced to resign by Archbishop of Wales Barry Morgan; he denied any wrong-doing and denied he was having an affa...
Well bred young fillies have been stalking Prince Harry on the stomping grounds of posh private members clubs such as Mahiki. The exquisitely dressed young Sloanes' toss their ubiquitous blond tresses and quaff champagne at £450 a pop. Coded texts are sent when there is a flurry of activity when it is thought that their prey is close at hand, "Harry @Mahiki no C" can be roughly translated...
The Latino toy boy looked frozen with fear as he was bombarded by a barrage of flash bulbs of the assembled paparazzi at a 'Glamour Awards' bash in Dublin Katie Price looked like a doily in an unflattering crocheted dress which as slashed to the navel and revealed her flesh coloured bra and knickers. The former glamour model aka Jordan looked like 'mutton dressed as lamb' and as usual had pl...
Troubled Peaches has been dropped by her agent who said that they had parted company on the 18th March and felt they could no longer 'work with her'. This comes as a surprise after they have stuck by her through 'thick and thin' even when there we...
Frumpy Kirstie Alley turned up to her dancing rehearsal dishevelled and with her hair unkept wearing a holey jumper. On 'Dancing With The Stars' she was compared by host George Lopez to a 'pig' with tiny trotters. George Lopez had said: 'She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away. 'Before the show she went to the market, then she had roast beef, and this is her going all the way h...
Kerry Katona was a surprise contestant on "Celebrity Take Me Out". Kezza was one of the lovely ladies who were on the look out for 'Mr Right'. A lot of man eaters were on the special celebrity edition of "Take Me out", Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Sarah Harding, Stacey Solomon and Zoe Ball and Fearne Cotton were amongst the celebrity 'lovelies'. The lucky guy who was on the show was Jeffrey Brazier.
As usual Scrooge Geroge Osbourne has not given any cheer to Mr and Mrs Average and their 2.4 kids. The smug 'Bullingdon Club' boy still looks like 'Little Lord Snooty' and is unable to relate to hard-working Britons. He is not able to empathise...
A foul smelling, bloated animal corpse has been washed up on the shore of Montauk beach. The ugly corpse is a species of animal which has never been discovered before. It has the body of a dog crossed with a pig and a beak like appendage. Crypto-s...
There has been shock news that a Big Foot in Alaska has mated with Bristol Palin and she is expecting a baby in the summer. The Big Foot are huge hairy humanoids that bear some resemblance to grizzly bears but they mate like human beings and are a...
Cheryl has been given the 'cold shoulder' by UK X-Factor and they are set to replace her with another pretty, young female judge. It is felt that fresh blood is needed to 'rejuvenate' the tired old format. Lily Allen will replace Cheryl if she doesn...
Sexy Pussy Cat doll Nicole Sherzinger will be hosting the USA X-Factor alongside Enrique Iglesias. Simon Cowell told MTV News that his X Factor judging panel "will be the best so far, I promise you," adding, "If I get the people I want, I'm really...
A series of freak phenomenon have taken place on the Isle of Wight due to the recent supermoon which has recently caused everyone on the Isle of Wight to go bonkers. The recent full moon has caused a lot of people to go literally "around the bend" a...
The astronauts of the Space Station Discovery received a wake up call from James T Kirk and the recorded music from Star Trek which was beamed to their ship before entering Earth's atmosphere. The theme music of Star Trek was chosen by a poll held...
Charlie Sheen fans can see a re-mix of his sound-bites set to a catchy hip hop beat on "You Tube" which has become an overnight sensation. In the spoof song the sound-bites of Sheen are set to the hip-hop tune "Winning" and clips of his interview...
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