Rutledge,VT/ News from Suburban NY CNBC's incessant talking head, known as 'Howdy Doody" by his detractors, took on former VT. Governor, and DNC Chairman Howard Dean in a post mortem discussion of the disastrous Massachusetts election which all but blew the Obama agenda off the US map. Dean, the Vermont Governor for 5 two year terms, credited with balancing the budget 11 times and reducing...
Today I spoke to Vladimir Lennon, who runs a rather unusual company in Manchester. Me: So tell me, Mr Lennon, what is so unusual about your company? VL: Well, we are the first democratically run company in the UK, along the principles of socialism. We don't have bosses, we all take part in making decisions. Me: How many people are there in your company? And how does the decision making wo...
Former World Heavyweight Champion and convicted rapist with a tattooed face, 'Iron' Mike Tyson today told Sky News reporter Dermot Murnighan that the questions the newsman put to the former champ were annoying him. Tyson became agitated when Dermo...
Paterson, N.J. - In these dark day's of Obama's America, breaking into the job market is harder than ever. That's why the good people at Whiteman and Blechboi have provided a list of tips to help you ace any interview and make that job your's! 1. Leave your cell phone on. Nothing says, "I'm worthless and no one needs me" like your phone not ringing. When it does ring, check the number, so t...
Sonia Sotomayor granted CNN's Anderson Cooper the first interview since officially becoming a United States Supreme Court Judge. AC: Good morning Sonia, if I may call you Sonia. SS: Well actually I would prefer that you call me United States Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor. I worked very hard to achieve that title and I just want to hear it as many times as I can. AC: Fair enough. So tell...
After a rumor spread around town, Susan Boyle was spotted by a couple of news people at a Fruitcake Factory with an armload of fruitcakes. "I love fruitcakes", she stated with a stare and some crumbs in her chin hair. "I simply can't get enough of them since winning that fruitcake on the "Britain's Got Fruitcakes" show. "Would you like a fruitcake? They're delicious and Mr. Cowell says I can...
Interviewer: I am joined by ex-lackey of the Empire. So since the downfall of the Empire what have you been up to? Stormtrooper: Travelling mostly, I've been trying to find a planet called Earth. Interviewer: You're on Earth now, and what do you mean trying to find this planet? Stormtrooper: Give me a cheeseburger and I'll tell you. Interviewer: No. What did you do during your travels?...
SEATTLE, Washington- Larry King flew up to Seattle to interview Muntazer al-Zaidi, the Iraqi journalist who threw two shoes at President Bush during a news conference in Baghdad. LARRY: So, Muntazer. How are ya? MUNT: I'm tired. I'm hungry. And my right arm hurts like hell. LARRY: From throwing your two shoes at President Bush, huh? MUNT: No, I think I slept wrong. LARRY: So Munt, c...
Jonathan Ross, the guy with the lisp, interviews Rokella, the guy from Norveden (somewhere in Scandinavia). Jonathan Gerzing! Did I get that right? Rokella For sure, that is a traditional Norveden greeting. Gerzang! Jonathan What? Rokella Gerzang. When someone says Gerzing, you should reply with Gerzang. Jonathan Weally? Rokella Yes, it' only polite. Jonathan Alwight - You com...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin has stated that the GOP vice presidential candidate is flying back to Alaska to vote and also to pick up some more clothes. The NBC Today Show's Meredith Viera interviewed Palin's oldest daughter 17 year old Bristol. MV: Good morning Bristol. How are you feeling? BP: Good morning Mrs. Viera, I'm feeling fine. MV: So Bristol, when...
Having softened the deep wrinkle between his brows with Restylane and Botox, Charlie Gibson hops on the three-day, non-stop, direct flight from New York to Anchorage to interview Governor Sarah Palin. From Anchorage he takes a puddle jumper to Juneau, the Alaskan seat of government. Population: 30k (but most of those are cruiseship passengers on the way to Mendenhall glacier). "Good Morning C...
CNN's Anderson Cooper, 41, interviewed GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, 44, at CNN's Studio 7-E in the Bronx. Here is the transcript of that interview: AC: Hello Ms. Palin, first of all let me just say that you look lovely dressed in that pink 'I Love Icebergs' T-Shirt and those tight-fitting Gap Jeans, although personally I think you would look much better in a pair of Gloria Vande...
Terry Phillips. Not a known name of the times yet but will be remembered throughout them. This is the interview with the person who attempted to become the most successful serial killer of all time. On asked on how he came to be in this kufuddle the answer was as follows: "Well it'd been a normal day at work and a fairly normal night in front of the telly. I was watching a show about a s...
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