Salisbury, Wiltshire - (Associated Mess): A new and awesome crop circle image has appeared on Salisbury Plain this month and is wreaking havoc among bent security/intelligence spooks charged with erasing the Bush/Blair criminal records of the 1960s...
The World Intelligence Agency announced today that they've finally found the mysterious "Intelligent Designer" - the one responsible for the creation of mankind and the entire universe.
Washington (Spoof International News)--President Bush admitted Tuesday that his administration would be bolstered with better Human intelligence.
(AP) In a move that surprised just about anyone who thought that George Bush had any intelligence left (all six of them), the President appointed the AFLAC duck to be the Assistant Director of F.E.M.A. and new head of the New Orleans clean up. Bush...
CRAWFORD, TX - In an unscheduled press conference, President Bush said his administration has uncovered "new intelligence" about Cindy Sheehan.
President Bush today responded to a new report investigating the bogus pre-war intelligence scam that led to war in Iraq by admitting that the whole thing was nothing more than a big prank.
Wadington-As was reported in The Spoof just before his second inauguration, President Bush began studying the game of chess after he "admitted he needed more human intelligence." Unfortunately, it hasn't done the trick-at least not yet.
ROME -- Following the fatal shooting of an Italian intelligence agent, and the wounding of a freed journalist hostage by US forces in Iraq last week, the Italian Foreign Ministry yesterday announced revised plans to give US tourists "something t...
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...
The newly revamped and re-staffed Central Intelligence Agency under President George W. Bush's new Chief Porter Goss has begun to release some of it's latest findings. Among some of the more ominous predictions made by the spy agency are: Adolph Hitl...
President George W. Bush has declared war on the Shire, claiming that US intelligence has reported that Hobbits possess weapons of mass destruction.
Though not yet official, word has it that President Bush has selected the person who will be the Director of all intelligence services. The name of that person will come as a shock to many, others will see it as a brilliant political move.
WASHINGTON (TNN, FOX, PBS) A new Cabinet post is being recommended in an upcoming report from the 9/11 commission, and the idea is backed by many legislators. This new cabinet level position would oversee all U.S. spies, snoops, thugs, DEA...
London (Loiters) - The much awaited report on Iraqi WMD intelligence, due to be published on Bastille Day by Lord Butler, will slate MI6's newly elevated chief John "Captain" Scartlett as being incapable of knowing the difference betwe...
The United States Senate Intelligence Committee slammed the CIA for it's pre-war estimates on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.
(Langley, Va; Saturday 26 June) Freshly released files from the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) may contain damning new evidence that erratic US billionaire Ted Forstmann was hired by President Bill Clinton to mastermind...
Dateline . . . June 2004 . . .
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