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Funny story: "Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

"Let sleeping elephants lie…or you may [die]," Man in Thailand learns too late trying to compose ancient proverb of his own

Sidney, Australia - An elephant killed a 30-year-old-man in eastern Thailand today. Reportedly, he provoked the fatal incident by hitting the idle beast while it was asleep in a field. Onlookers tried to rescue the man from the enraged six-year-old c...

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Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Funny story: Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

Giant elephant trap completes Nostradamus prophecy

London, Friday 5 May 2006 - (Associated Mess): A mechanical pachyderm monster has appeared on the streets of central London today, sparking apocalyptical fear among has-been Tory grandees that the last and most dreaded of the Nostradamus quatrains i...

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Funny story: More Animal Stars Test Positive for Steroids

More Animal Stars Test Positive for Steroids

(AP) In a follow-up to a story reported last week, this reporter uncovered several more animal stars who have tested positive for steroids. The list now includes such notable performers as Jumbo the Elephant from the Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Ba...

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Funny story: Rapper sued by Elephant

Rapper sued by Elephant

International rap superstar Nelly is being sued for 1,000,000 in damages by Nelly the Elephant.

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Funny story: Elephant banned from zoo for fouling

Elephant banned from zoo for fouling

'The Ref Was blind!' was the first thing he said as we met. The alley was dark, and the only hint I had that my interviewee had arrived was the smell of cheap aftershave.

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Funny story: Nellie May Go Back To Circus

Nellie May Go Back To Circus

After over 40 years in the jungle Nellie the elephant is said to be considering moving back to the circus.

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Funny story: Blue Blue Peter Blew Elephant

Blue Blue Peter Blew Elephant

A probe was launched at the BBC today amid claims that award winning children's television programme Blue Peter was making use of subliminal messages designed to warp young minds.

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