London - Phillip Ne'erdowell, eighteen, of of Sussex Road, has surprised everyone, including his parents and himself by writing the number-one, best-selling novel on newsstands, aptly named "Sweet Buggerall." More recently known for imprinting his...
London, England - In the silent Web Cam tape footage, a somewhat ironically befitting contrasting epitaph to the passing of reality TV star, Jade Goody, an unknown spoof writer can be seen sitting at his computer writing a satire about her much-antic...
Philadelphia PA -- The last pencil is expected to take its final breathe sometime later this year. The handy pencil joined mankind during the days of ancient Egypt. Its numbers swelled to the trillions with the Baby Boom Generation. Now, they onl...
There's a new danger to the public. It's on the increase and The United Nations have given the green light to a new World Police Service. What is this new danger to the general public? Firearms? Narcotic's? (fuck right off) Or even Religious Cults...
The Guardian noted Rob Bloggs, a construction worker and author of an online blog, as the only blogger in the world without an inflated ego and as a consequence, he has landed a book deal. Bloggs honestly believes that his thoughts and opinions ar...
After the Bible and Koran, God has finally decided to write yet another bestseller. With a fan following which has no rival, the new book shall be translated into every language existing, including the dead ones.
Dear P4YG, Recently I read about "a rolling toaster sized metal box outfitted with a motorized 'resiliently pliable artificial penis' " in the NY Times Book Review section. Apparently a Mr. William Harvey currently holds the patent on said device. I am writing to you with a number of questions:...
A 16 year old kid from Bombay in India who claims "We are the new kids on the block.Gonna tickle your funny bone for sure. If not, go get an X-Ray test done" has admitted he can not read. His writing skills are pretty appalling als...
This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of theSpoof life's up's and downs.
This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of TheSpoof.com life's up's and downs.
A NOTE TO MY FAITHFUL READERS: Although the following was apparently authored by my future self, it was obtained through a colleauge using an unconventional method of clairvoyant forecasting known as "automatic writing"...
As if. Do you think I would submit a piece called the "art of writing" if I knew anything about how to write stuff. What do you take me for? I can barely hold a pencil straight long enough to write down the number of the local pity clinic where I go weekly to get shots of confidence for my lagging libido. And besides none of that has anything at all to do with whether or not I can write.
I wanted to write a story. So I needed a subject and a bunch of words. I'd go over to the computer, sit and magically release these words through my fingers into the keyboard, passing them through the hard drive, and out on the screen in order to make a story. I don't have that here. So you think I'm writing a story about not writing a story, and that's my gimmick. That's not a...
When I first entertained the idea of writing a book, two things immediately ran through my mind.
A study by Heartland State University has concluded that illiteracy rates are highest among those who can neither read or write.
Indiana Frightful - As a scribe of some note with many, many gongs under one's scarab, I was praised for writing kindly about little Madeleine McCann almost immediately after she'd been cruelly abducted.
Pahokee, Florida (IP) - People with good taste have banned together and decided to ban certain words and phrases which have become boring, worn out, and obnoxious due to their over use and mindless repetition.
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