Citing 'humanitarian compassion' conjoined coalition co-captain Nick Clegg granted a pass to Wikileaks in hiding founder Julian Assange arranging extradition to Libya due to Assange's declaration he only had 'weeks to live!" Clegg took the extraor...
London - (Spy-Who-Shagged-Me Mess): "We're not talking actual bodily fluids here," the head of UK anti-espionage said today, "but this pretty Russian lady was caught taking the piss." Zatuliveter the Mole was unmasked by assiduous covert surveilla...
Office Of Homeland Security, Washington, D.C. To the Editor Mark Lowton, In the latest Wikileaks exposure a document has been released that we are finding very disturbing. It is a missive sent via what are supposed to be classified channels from one of your 'staff', a Mr. Rfreed, to the Republican spokeswoman Sarah Palin. We would like to get more information on this individual from you as...
In a surprise announcement on its website this morning, the information-leaking organisation Wikileaks, has revealed that Wikileaks staff, themselves, are often prone to making mistakes, and even fabricate their own fantastic stories out of absolutel...
Both the Democrat and Republican parties have united to sue WikiLeaks for all their releases thus far and for any new ones. "We have enough people out of work now", stated Senator Mitch McConnell the Senate Minority Leader from Kentucky. "If WikiL...
United States intelligence sources are claiming that Wilileaks Founder, Julian Assange's recent release of highly sensitive cables is just the tip of the iceberg of what Assange is truly capable of. They paint the picture of a man who considers himse...
Nick Clegg, the anonymous face of the UK government, is said to be distraught at finding that not one of his emails has been deemed sufficiently interesting to be released by Wikileaks. "I send lots of emails, regularly - to some really important...
The Wikileaks stream of governmental consciousness has revealed another shocking element to the murky world of international diplomacy. In emails that were released yesterday world leaders were confessing that many of them were sceptical about the ex...
NEW YORK - Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks, has been fired from his day job at the United Nations Information and Technology Department. Julian Assange's WikiLeaks had released several sensitive documents about the Iraq wars, and of special t...
The US Pentagon announced that it had found the entire Afghanistan war strategy, which had been "accidentally" lost, on the Wikileaks website this week. "Thank goodness for Wikileaks", exclaimed an exasperated General David H. Petraeus who is the...
The US need not fear about any new secrets reaching the leaders of Russia that are in the WikiLeaks now being released. Apparently they have known most of them for some time now, by the sheer number of nude photographs of different CIA members in bed...
Stonehenge - (Ballistic Mess): The secret Presidential executive order during the Lewinsky impeachment trial was successfully intercepted by UK intelligence. GCHQ monitors moved quickly to order the deployment of a anti-nuke shield downloaded from...
Annoyed, embarrassed and generally resentful of the back biting and petty contents of American diplomatic cables, everybody except America is now posting on a new website, YankeeLeaks. Via the site, America's getting far worse than it gives, on a...
Wikileaks release of countless documents that detail the corrupt and shadowy dealings of the U.S. government worldwide have caused the American media to go into full lapdog mode in defense of government secrecy. In editorials, blogs and TV shows the...
Julian Assange is believed to have won the protection of a powerful Far Northern Ally. It is believed he has been offered asylum by the most powerful Nomadic Tribal leader within the Arctic Circle. The leader, who has several tribal names but is...
Here's what Hillary Clinton stated in January 2010 (during Google-China spat): 'Secretary of State Hillary Clinton joined in today. In a wide-ranging speech in Washington, Mrs Clinton said the internet had been a "source of tremendous progress"...
Latest Wikleaks disclosures have finally solved the mystery of Britain 'special relationship' with America. David Cameron, before the election, assured the U.S. President, known in his real guise as the Head of the CIA, that a Tory Britain would b...
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