o Hello, Rod. Last night, after work, on the coach, I met your wife.
There were embarrassed faces amongst postal workers in Delaware this week when it emerged that they had "misplaced" a mail order bride ordered by local businessman Jerry Crotch.
Not Duff, she's alright, the other one - Clinton. The wife of former president William Clinton is presently on the rampage across the US in pursuit of becoming the first female Commander in Chief. Fair play to her I say but American voters should really consider basically telling her to piss off for the following reasons.
Phil McGraw, aka Dr. Phil, has his own popular TV show, writes best selling self-help books, and is married to a hottie. How did he do it? What's his secret?...
'I am sure Surgeon Alistair and Veterinary Rufus will back me up if I say that our Jennet, men have renamed her Janet, is regularly seen by both of them, and medically douched on weekly bases for VD prevention. Additionally, the jennet's presence is informally legalized by attributing her to Division Commanding General's benevolent wife who once ran into this little cute jennet s...
Dear Mr. Beale, My wife recently left me, and I've been very alone. All the self help books I've been reading tell me I was in a co...
I recently had a cyber conversation with this guy who e-mailed me a picture of a hollowed out foot that he used to hide his bottle of "Who hit John?" from his wife.
We are a country dominated by fear. I just watched a TV commercial for ADT Security Systems. The commercial portrays a hapless victim describing how thieves had broken into his home and stolen all his merchandise. Then he spoke about what could have happened if he and his wife were home! At this point the viewer is forced to imagine some horrific scene of extreme bloodshed and mayhem! If we d...
Wife walks into the living room holding something behind her back.
A gilttering array of stars attended a Gala evening hosted by former Russian communal President Mikhail Gorbachev. The event was held to raise funds in aid of the charity namede after Gorbachev's late wife.
MEXICO (International Herald Tribune) - A middle-aged Tijuana man died Friday while cleaning the bird pen at a local petting zoo.
My wife has her cats. She loves her cats. The cats love...themselves and about nothing else. No, I'm not a cat person.
Bush told Little Nancy Pelosi that she would be grounded if she kept asking to go to Syria."I told Lil Nance that she was too new to go to a grown-up place like Syria" W told reporters, "I only allow big girls like my wife, I mean, Secretary Rice to go to places like Syria!"...
When they first began on their journey to creating an entire sex-related empire, Havinghurst Dewurst and his wife had little idea it would have put their lives at danger. These sex entrepreneurs are claiming their sex industriousness is fraught by a...
Fairbury, NE - Fredrick Coleman, 27, has grown "sick and tired" of his British-born wife, Helga, always bringing up the Revolutionary War whenever she gets angry at him.
I, ET McCrone have had his faith in the Fourth Estate renewed and revived by TheSpoof.com! Imagine my surprise when my attack (see I, ET McCrone Am Bein' Silenced) upon the veritable silencing of the only voice for reason and British and American reunification was not censored, ignored (as my wife,The Whore of Babylon, LI suggested) or persecuted as I suspected.
I pledge allegiance to my wife...
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