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Funny story: "Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

"Two And A Half Men" Executives Are Thinking About Replacing Charlie Sheen With Mel Gibson

HOLLYWOOD - Network executives with the number one rated comedy show in America, Two and A Half Men, have stated that they are fed up with the high school, out-of-control antics of its star Charlie Sheen. One of the executives stated that many fee...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

Charlie Sheen's Latest Hooker Christina Walsh To Appear On His Sit-Com 'Two And A Half Men'

HOLLYWOOD - The latest in a long, long, long line of Charlie Sheen hookers has agreed to make a guest appearance on his hit comedy show Two And A Half Men. An executive with the sit com said that Sheen convinced Christina Walsh, aka Capri Anderson...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

Julianne Hough, Cheryl Cole, and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Sit-Com "Two And A Half Women"

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

Justin Bieber's Guest Appearance On "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" May Earn Him An Emmy Award

HOLLYWOOD - The teen singing sensation from Canada has just shown that he can also act. Justin Bieber appeared in a role in the hit TV series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and he literally stole the show (no pun intended). Veteran directors, prod...

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Funny story: Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

Mary Hart To Join The Cast of "Two and A Half Men" As Charlie Sheen's New Maid Inger

HOLLYWOOD - Mary Hart wasted no time finding a job after being fired after 29 years as host of Entertainment Tonight. The South Dakota native has signed on to join the cast of the top rated sit-com Two and A Half Men. Hart will portray Inger Sv...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Star In Two and A Half Men As Charlie Sheen's Long Lost Son Tabasco Harper

Justin Bieber To Star In Two and A Half Men As Charlie Sheen's Long Lost Son Tabasco Harper

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the number one rated American television sit-com Two and A Half Men are thrilled to announce that they have signed Canadian teen idol Justin Bieber to join the cast of the top rated comedy. Justin will be portraying Ty...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Has A Second Mercedes-Benz Stolen and Driven Off A Cliff: Dude - Take The Damn Keys Out of The Car When You Friggin' Park It!

Charlie Sheen Has A Second Mercedes-Benz Stolen and Driven Off A Cliff: Dude - Take The Damn Keys Out of The Car When You Friggin' Park It!

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Well it's a good thing that Charlie Sheen's new Two and A Half Men contract is paying him $2 million per show. The highly spirited actor has just had his second Mercedes-Benz stolen while parked in his driveway and drive...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Headed To A Colorado Hoosegow: The Producers Will Change The Show's Name To "One And A Half Men And One Convict"

Charlie Sheen Headed To A Colorado Hoosegow: The Producers Will Change The Show's Name To "One And A Half Men And One Convict"

HOLLYWOOD - Well the "Bad Boy" reputation has finally caught up with Charlie "Drinky Poo" Sheen. A Colorado judge has sentenced poor little 'Carlitos' to serve 30 days in the Pikes Peak Penitentiary located in the Rocky Mountains on the west end...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen To Beat Himself With Hundred Dollar Bills

Charlie Sheen To Beat Himself With Hundred Dollar Bills

It seems Charlie Sheen has reached an agreement with authorities in Colorado over domestic violence allegations involving his wife, though either party would disclose details. Sheen has reportedly thrown himself at the mercy of the court over assa...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Blames Drinking Problem on Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen Blames Drinking Problem on Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen has been handed a 30-day jail sentence for allegedly assaulting his wife on Christmas Day, and the couple has since gone public with the news that they are trying their best to undergo treatment for their individual alcohol abuse proble...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Signs A Two and A Half Year Contract - The Show's Title To Be Changed To "Two and A Half Men and Lots and Lots of Bitches"

Charlie Sheen Signs A Two and A Half Year Contract - The Show's Title To Be Changed To "Two and A Half Men and Lots and Lots of Bitches"

HOLLYWOOD - Reports out of Tinsel Town are saying that Charlie "Mr. Nads" Sheen has just signed a two and a half year contract to continue with his role as Charlie Harper on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men. Sheen is reportedly being paid $1 mil...

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Funny story: One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

The show Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen may have to be renamed One and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen entered Rehab apparently for two and a half months. Producers are considering taking Legal Action against Sheen for Two and half Milli...

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