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Funny story: Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

A startling new phenomenon appears to have permeated celebrity circles, and the goss columnists are calling it "Bum Rage." Apparently it started this afternoon when sources close to former 'Treasure Hunt' tight trousered helicopter woman, Anneka R...

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Funny story: Spencer Tunick hires Pippa Middleton for naked Dead Sea shoot

Spencer Tunick hires Pippa Middleton for naked Dead Sea shoot

Jerusalem - "That Abbey cakewalk last month was just an audition," Tunick told Meggido Bikini & Burkhini News Illustrated reporters this morning. "I plan to position Pippa slap bang in the middle of the lake, surround by hundreds of tanned lov...

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Funny story: A Furious Queen Elizabeth Issues An Official Directive Stating That Buckingham Palace Does Not Condone Any of Pippa Middleton's Actions

A Furious Queen Elizabeth Issues An Official Directive Stating That Buckingham Palace Does Not Condone Any of Pippa Middleton's Actions

LONDON - A high ranking employee of Buckingham Palace has stated that the word at Buck House is that the queen is as angry as a disturbed hornet. The source said that ever since way before the Royal Wedding the queen has been extremely stressed ou...

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Funny story: Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

Snapped And Papped - Pippa Middleton Sunbathing With Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato And Michelle Keegan

In what is being hailed in press circles as the most valuable set of snaps ever taken, a rogue paparazzo has secured the ultimate coup by papping Pippa Middleton, Kristen Stewart, Pixie Lott, Demi Lovato and Michelle Keegan out of Coronation Street,...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Is Royally Pissed Off At The Latest Topless Photos of Pippa Which Were Taken Off The Island of Ibiza

Queen Elizabeth Is Royally Pissed Off At The Latest Topless Photos of Pippa Which Were Taken Off The Island of Ibiza

LONDON - It seems that lately every time Queen Elizabeth turns around she is having to deal with yet another royal controversial issue. This time it concerns the Royal Wedding maid of honor Pippa Middleton the sister of Kate, the Duchess of Cambri...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos

Pippa Middleton Bares Her Ass Photos

All eyes are on Pippa Middleton after her head-turning role at the Royal Wedding. Global millions were transfixed by Pippa's classy chassis as they took in the Westminster Abbey spectacular. Her Almost-Royal Litheness wowed us all with her slinky...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Considers Buying A New Garden Shed

Pippa Middleton Considers Buying A New Garden Shed

Royal watchers in the UK today revealed that it is their understanding that Royal Wedding beauty Pippa Middleton is considering the purchase of a new garden shed. Speculation reached fever pitch within the last few hours when it was confirmed that...

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Funny story: Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...

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Funny story: The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy Confesses That After Two Dates Pippa Middleton Has Asked Him To Marry Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ron Jeremy, the world's most famous porn star, was down in Cabo San Lucas relaxing by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa. He was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Ole News how...

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Funny story: Twitter Crashes Under A Barrage Of Pippa Middleton Rumours

Twitter Crashes Under A Barrage Of Pippa Middleton Rumours

Social networking site, Twitter reportedly crashed again today. Insiders report that the sheer volume of Tweets about Royal Wedding starlet, Pippa Middleton caused the servers to overload, shutting the site down. "It's ridiculous," one said. "And...

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Funny story: Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

Pornstar Ron Jeremy Denies Tabloid Report That He Is Dating Pippa Middleton

PornValley - Porn icon Ron Jeremy has now gone on record as denying an erroneous report that he is dating Pippa Middleton. "I wouldn't touch that piece of social climbing, party piece making Euro trash with my 10 foot pole." Jeremy who was bus...

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Funny story: Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

Veni Vidi Vici Films Offers Pippa Middleton $7 Million To Appear In An X-Rated Film

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood critics are amazed that Pippa Middleton has suddenly become more popular than Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson put together. Tequila Tallyho of The Left Coast Mirror Magazine stated that several leading Tinsel Town tal...

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Funny story: The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

The Word Out Of Hollywood Is That Pippa Middleton Is Dating The World's Number One Porn Star Ron Jeremy

LOS ANGELES - Just Saying and Say What two of the biggest selling supermarket tabloids are reporting that Pippa Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton, aka The Duchess of Cambridge is dating the infamous Ron Jeremy. Jeremy, the world's leading ma...

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Funny story: Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

Pippin Middleton is Pippi Longstockings' Half Sister

In an embarrassing revelation, Pippin Middleton, the sister of Kate Middleton who just married Prince William of Whales, is actually the half sister of Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking, who is also known...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton To Adopt A Low Profile - Gets Advice From Victoria Beckham

Pippa Middleton To Adopt A Low Profile - Gets Advice From Victoria Beckham

Pippa Middleton, the young lady with the alluring and much admired posterior who stole the show at last week's Royal Wedding, has confided to close friends that she just wants to adopt a low profile and fade out of the limelight. Ten days ago, ver...

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Funny story: Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

Passion Pix of Party Girl Pippa Middleton Surface Causing Quite A Stir

LONDON - It was supposed to be a party that no one would ever talk about but as things happen, someone leaked out some photos and now the 'snapshots' have hit the fan to put it in a family way, which by the way, Pippa is not. Loretta Piffinshaw of...

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Funny story: The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

The Middleton Sisters, Kate and Pippa To Appear In A Very "Tasteful" Nude Layout In PlayGuy Magazine

CHICAGO - Emma Jo Friscatti, the editor of PlayGuy Magazine which is one of the most widely read men's magazines in the world, has proudly announced that she has signed England's Middleton sisters Kate and Pippa to appear in her magazine. Ms. Fris...

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