Sir Paul McCartney, on his first appearance since the one at the White House with the Obamas where he sung the song "Michelle" to the First Lady, was asked if he thought Lady Gaga was the most important singer today. "What's a Lady Gaga?" "One...
Sir Paul McCartney, much to the chagrin of one Ringo Starr, was surrounded by reporters while he was attending his ex-Beatle partner, Ringo's 60th birthday party (love & peace). Ignoring Ringo's "Hey guys, I'm over HERE!!", reporters asked Sir...
This summer, Rock and Roll fans will again be defecating on the grass at Max Yasgur's dairy farm in Bethel New York, but this time it'll be in adult diapers!! Promoters announced that blood will once again be squeezed from the precious stone that...
HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will soon begin production on the film Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story. The motion p...
At a packed White House press conference today, Barack Obama showed off his new pet elephant. The 48-year-old President met the 14-foot animal named John last month on an African safari, and the two are now inseparable. The friendship, however,...
Aside from a few die-hard Republicans who can't bring themselves to believe that George W. Bush is not the sharpest tool in the shed, most people thought Paul McCartney's joke regarding George Bush not knowing what a library is was pretty funny and s...
Paul McCartney gave such a memorable oral performance at the White House where he received the Gershwin Award, that President Obama has decided to keep him on full time as the new Court Jester. "I am so thankful for this opportunity to serv...
Conservative lap dog and House Minority Leader John Boehner is asking the greatest contemporary composer, Sir Paul McCartney, after the former Beatle took a shot at ludicrous boob President Bush during a recent White House ceremony. McCartney was...
LONDON - Sir Paul McCartney was sitting in The Bloomin' Bee's Knees Blue Brass Pub in Bromley when he was asked about the rumor that Kerry Katona will be rejoining the all-girl trio Atomic Kitten. Macca, who is good friends with Katona, put down h...
A Bridlington woman who says she was once employed as Heather Mills' cook has claimed that she was subjected to sustained and monstrous abuse during her employment by the former Mrs McCartney Beatle. Gwendoline Flack, of Circumcision Terrace, Brid...
Ancient pop/rock/Beatle Sir Paul McCartney is launching his world tour and is presently rehearsing at the O2 arena in London. Tickets have been flying across the counters all over the UK especially when his fans are picking up their OAP benefits.
Yonkers, New York - After a recent date with his fiance' Paul McCartney stopped in a local Pub for a cold one and The Spoof was there to chat with him. "Get away mate I'm just here for a beer to wash down me meds, I have like 15 different ones these days," said Paul, "I don't smoke grass anymore, don't want any, run along." We then showed Paul our official Spoof.com Press ID and he immediate...
Today, in two separate accounts, both Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills blamed Yoko Ono for the split up of their marriage. "Yoko was always calling and telling Paul that I was out with Brad Pitt or some hunk we both knew from my past working w...
Stevie Wonder is so angry he refuses to wave his head about anymore, and Paul McCartney has stuck his hands in his pockets and says he won't give the thumbs up sign ever again. Why are these two so upset? I'll tell you why: Ebony and Ivory are...
LONDON - This years Dancing On Ice skating marvel is Heather Mills. The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney is accomplishing what many people with two good legs cannot do. Mills has shown the doubters that one can do pretty much anything that one wa...
LONDON - Tana Ramsay, wife of the star of Hell's Kitchen and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay, was the fourth celebrity ice skater to be eliminated from this season's Dancing On Ice. Tana, who was partnered with Stuart Widdal, seemed to...
LONDON - The ex-wife of Paul McCartney, Heather Mills literally burned up the ice rink with her fabulous ice skating. The 41-year-old native of Aldershot, Hampshire, along with her skating partner Matt Evers really impressed the judges with their...
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