MOBILE, Alabama - Charles Barkley traveled down to Mobile to visit some kinfolk whom he hadn't seen in a month of Sundays [i.e. 7 months and 2 weeks]. While he was down there he was asked by Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily what he t...
LOS ANGELES - Many of the Laker fans are very upset at the fact that Dwight Howard has decided to leave the bright lights of Tinsel Town for the space age city of Houston. Houston is home to NASA, while LaLaLand is home to Paris Hilton, earthquake...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama had just gotten off the phone with George Clooney when he was approached by Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president informed him that he had just received a text message from Russian President Vladimir Putin...
LOS ANGELES - There is no joy in Mudslideville today as one of the purple and gold fellas has hightailed it out of town and is moseying over to Houston. Dwight Howard, who had been courted by half a dozen NBA teams, decided that his best bet was t...
BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...
LOS ANGELES - The two LaLaLand individuals who are the most disappointed due to the collapse of the Lakers are Kobe Bryant and Jack Nicholson. It is no secret that Kobe lives and breathes purple and gold and so does the season ticket holding, fron...
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he has dribbled his last ball as a Los Angeles Laker. Howard told Rufus Reno with SBID that he just cannot take another year of playing for the Laker Day Care Cent...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant recently stated that he was thinking about retiring, but those close to the ball hound know better. Fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace said that Kobe will retire from the round ball game whenever he is t...
BEVERLY HILLS - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Magic Johnson and his wife Cookie, went out and had a very nice dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant in Beverly Hills. As the couple was waiting in the front of the restaurant for a valet t...
LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none. He...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego. Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...
CUCAMONGA - Kobe Bean Bryant has made it abundantly clear that he is extremely disappointed at the fact that due to his injury and his inability to not play cost the Lakers a shot at the NBA title. He is so upset that he told close friend Bruno To...
TRENTON, New Jersey - Kobe "Vino" Bryant may scream, holler, and yell at his Laker teammates Pau Gasol, Metta World Peace, and Dwight Howard, but his mama, Pamela Bryant says she will not stand for him hollering at her and she has made it abundantly...
DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...
LOS ANGELES - Former Los Angeles Laker Shaquille O'Neal was in Tinsel Town on some business. He was asked by Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket about the rumor that the Laker ownership has asked him to sign a one-year contract. O'Neal, who...
LOS ANGELES - Dwight Howard is one of the most hot-tempered players in the NBA. He has been known to shout at the Laker Girls Cheerleaders if he feels that they are not cheering hard and loud enough. Howard has even gone up to the number one Laker...
LOS ANGELES - TNT's Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley and Kenny "The Jet" Smith have not been shy about telling it like it is where the Los Angeles Lakers are concerned. The TNT Twins said that now that the Lakers have been swept four games to none by...
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