Next week the Government is to announce a new National Holiday in Britain called 'BE KIND TO A BANKER DAY'. The aim of the holiday is to dispel the animosity between the the public and the financial sector. When asked about this radical proposal...
Residents of the Dutch town of Roosendaal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was announced that the annual 'International ABBA day' that has been held there for several years has been cancelled by the newly elected Conservative Council.
The United States will be rearranging their Federal Holidays again. The news upset printers of calendars everywhere as many 2010 editions had already been submitted for early printing. The new holiday will be called Freedom Day and will be celebr...
In response to a TV programme 'Holidays from Heaven', budget airline, Cheezy Jet have offered Chavs free holidays - yes FREE holidays! Many destinations are in Spain, Lanzarote or Majorca and include a full week stay in a 3 star hotel complete with s...
Gordon Brown has announced the results of an on line survey to find England's next bank holiday. There were several dates up for grabs, with the Monday nearest to Armistice Day the hot favourite to get the Public Holiday treatment and bring Englan...
In North Lanarkshire today, car boot sales were selling cut-price holidays. Mrs. Eileen McCormack, of Airdrie, said: 'Aye, give us a fiver, and you can spend a week in the boot of our Renault Megane. No extras, no hidden costs, just a nice wee break...
Washington DC: Congress is considering a new Federal holiday that would provide an additional three day weekend, help Americans live better and clean up their surroundings. Environmental and health activists have suggested several possibilities...
A new Day Day will start this year, to raise awareness among the public about days that commemorate events and charities. Announcing the new Day Day, celebrity Esthern O'Body said: 'This will remind people of how important it is to have special a...
Mr and Mrs Smith, two fleas from Walthamstow have told all about their holiday plans for this year. Mr Smith, a small Flea, known locally for his outlandish ideas and plans said: 'Me and the Mrs need a holiday. It is not easy being a flea you kno...
The collapse of the UK's third largest package holiday group has left tens of thousands of Britons stranded abroad in a variety of exotic destinations, ranging from the Isle of Dogs to Antarctica, and Butlin's Kinshasa to the Gobi Desert. The dec...
The Government has finally bowed to pressure for a public holiday between August and Christmas by announcing one, that is, a new bank holiday. Stealth Tax Monday will take place on the last Monday in October each year, with the usual bank holiday...
As MP's head off for their 76-day (11-week) summer recess, many of them are incensed that some members of the public actually think they are having a long jolly holiday.
Evening all. I'm PC Dixon of Dock Green. I suppose it all started last year when I went on my holiday to a quiet fishing village in Portugal called Praia da Luz. Roughly translated it means Beach of The Blue Lamp. As you know, my real name is Jack Warn...
Travel agents say that the number of holidaymakers planning to travel to Zimbabwe this year is down more than 90% on last year's figure, owing to exceedingly warm temperatures in the country.
New York - Now that hot summer days are upon us those well-off look forward to a weekend in the Hamptons or Poconos. Rising costs of living have led to a novel exchange program to make summer holidays more affordable for all, remarkably even...
Today Croatia was offering cheap holidays again, and visitors can stay in the cities of Dubrovnik and Split for as little as £22 ($89) a week. Croatia has long been seen as a popular destination for Germans and Austrians, and Argentinians, and off...
Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'. With the summer holiday season fast approaching, an...
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